The one that amused me the most is either scene #1 or #3.

Hahahahahaha! Nice parody! I'm going to die of laughter if you don't stop!

love it! especially the bit about why Snape had to be the one to fetch Harry! I never did really get that:)

This is freaking beautiful. By far the best 'Snape's Harry's Dad' fic I've ever read

that was so freaking funny thank you ! Now I must return searching for more of those delicious unfinished cliché fanfics. Because I like them. I can't help it. *can't help falling in love plays out of nowhere* *draco and harry start dancing*

This was really great, but I still like these kinds of stories.

I absolutely LOST IT at "couldn't picture Snape getting it on" and my family looked at me as if I was completely nuts! And the "oops, sorry Tom!" HAHHAHAHAH brah you got me.
Usually I get flipping irritated with fics that break the forth wall, but this made me out right laugh! Love it!

I think I will let it languish... Actually, reading this has inspired me to explain why Harry is the 7th son and Ron gets to be number 6.

"Snape getting it on with anyone caused him to faint." Lmao! This was brilliant that part killed me. Well done and well played.

"Oops, sorry Tom" LMAO :D
"Fifteen is a wonderfull number" haha
"No, that's Sirius" XD *dies

Everything, this was HILARIOUS

'He bonded with the cake' -absolutely hilarious laughed till i cried! You really catched the genre perfectly!

I know this is a parody but snape dying his hair is actually a pretty awesome yet hilarious idea.

Nossa morri de rir, você tem uma imaginação!

I happen to love Severitus fics and I find this absolutely correct for almost every single one I've read! Without all the humor, of course. But this is just friggen hilarious!