snape you filthy traitrous shit

omg just murder dumbles already. it's stupid that after everything dumbles does the portrait ppl still agree with him

wow i'm loving this pairing :D :D :D

Sherlock sighed arrogantly. "Your life would have been so much easier had you met me a couple of years earlier."

that's right

i wish one can just assassinate the fucker

i want the acromantulas to just eat umbitch

passing sherlock off as a powerful legilimens is the best idea ever lol

that shit is so illegal harry has the evidence and can provide the memory to put umbitch into azkaban

This time, he would make his Horcrux something impossible to ever find. Like a grain of sand. He could place that grain of sand on the beach, and no one would ever be able to find the Horcrux, not in a million years. The chances of it ever being destroyed so miniscule that it was ridiculous to worry about it.

FOR REAL i have always wondered why he didn't do something like that

YEAH HE SAID THIS IN CANON TOO BUT DUMBLES IF YOU JUST GOT OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND DID SOMETHING AND STOPPED RELYING ON THE LUCK OF A KID THEN THINGS WOULD ALL BE BETTER!

i would never trust ron or hermione again after 4th year. never

honestly with fudge there you don't need voldemort fudge is an incompetent dark lord screwing ppl's lives just the same

"There's something very suspicious about that prophecy. Neither can live while the other survives? Haven't you-" he pointed at Tom "survived that killing curse that was thrown back at you all those years ago, and hasn't he-" he pointed at Harry "been alive that whole time?"

THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING LIKE BRUH DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TRUST IN A PROPHECY MADE BY A CRAZY DRUNK WOMAN IN A PUB? THEY ARE BOTH ALIVE AND SURVIVING SO THE WAR CAN JUST STOP.

ALSO VOLDY'S PLANS TO TAKE OVER MAKES PERFECT SENSE AND IT IS WHAT I BELIEVE TOO CUZ DUDE IS SMART AND KNOWS IT IS FOLLY TO BE A HYPOCRITE

if it is possible to avoid death, how come you are the only one who had preformed this ritual? Why aren't there immortal dark lords everywhere? It also seems unlikely that a ritual of such power requires only your looks as a sacrifice. Coupled with your completely illogical action of going after Harry and trying to kill him, this suggests that the ritual made you somehow unstable or insane. On the other hand, you didn't go after Harry straight away, so at the beginning you did realize that it didn't make sense to try and kill him

lmao imagine how easy voldy could hvae risen to power if he had a sherlock with him

"But that still doesn't make sense, if you can do magic, why on earth would you allow your relatives to treat you the way they do? Surely you can overpower them? I don't understand it, but there's got to be an explination"

seriously ppl use magic on muggles ALL THE TIME they just oblivate them. harry can easily use magic indirectly to make them suffer

I have an IPA in school, and to keep it I have to attend a special Ed class twice a week. In that class was the cutest couple ever! The both had Down’s syndrome and are so sweet. I have always admired the pure and innocent love they share. It’s so cute to hear them flirt. It sounded just like Dobby and Yorry at the end there.

Great fun! Well worth reading again. Clever twist with Harry as John & Tom(?) as Mary. Incredible threesome. Thanks