Reviews for My Big Fat Quarian Wedding
Guest chapter 2 . 7/9/2016
So this went from a fantastic slice of life first chapter to a garbage excuse-for-comedic relief second chapter. No wonder this story ended.
Black' Victor Cachat chapter 2 . 5/13/2016
LOL wish we could have Imp talking to someone and say "Yes Jinn/Commander Shepard, etc.

Forgot to say in the last review that yeah, given what "impossible" stuff they have accomplished, having a baby hardly seems difficult

...finding out there were products out there, themed after you, would indeed be disturbing

Real unexpected with Miranda, but enjoyable. Particularly with the TV show
Black' Victor Cachat chapter 1 . 5/13/2016
Enjoy how you abused how varied Shepard's past is

Fun with the short-lived rebellion.

Yeah, after everything he has gone through, I suspect that Shepard's initial ideas for home security would seem TAME to what he finishes with
Interesting idea on what if Cerberus forgot a few things when putting Shepard back together

What sold the exploding house was how Tali could see it happening from so far away :-D The comm call to Jinn just kept building on it, along with Tali's perspective on Shepard's ability to dance
The finish up with Shepard destroying the house and all the stuff with the Geth in the last scene (including running from the Maco) made it all so hilarious! Thanks!
Chabi-San chapter 1 . 2/7/2016
That...was the best thing I have ever read! The Geth were brilliant! as were Shepard and Tali! Great job!
DapperT chapter 2 . 11/24/2015
This was a brilliant story, comical to the core! I'm glad I decided to dig through some of the older fics.
zxramb chapter 2 . 10/10/2014
I know this is technically complete, but I (and probably many others as well) would love to see at least one more chapter of this fic. To see tali and shepard's lives as they prepare for there new family and to see al the hijinks that ensue. :)
Kei chapter 1 . 6/29/2014
You know, I never played Mass Effect and I've never bothered to learn the history of the story/characters of the games before I stumbled upon this...But I can safely say after reading this that I loved every moment of being in their shoes. Masterfully done. :)
Jack Trader chapter 1 . 6/9/2014
For humor and the solution to the dilemma created, well done. A bit unrealistic, but as it was written to be humorous, that's excusable.
Jack Trader chapter 1 . 5/23/2014
Okay, this was FUNNY. I chuckled the whole way through. The best line was the reference to dance itself becoming a sapient being. That was very clever. Don't think the Kal without his shirt would have evoked that reaction from me if my wife had tried that. In fact there would have been a very big fight right afterwards, and no date. Otherwise, solving the problem by Shepherd driving the Mako back home was a very clever resolution to the problem.
JA Baker chapter 1 . 1/21/2014
Speaking as someone who was never able to really get into the Mass Effect games... I liked this story, I really did.
Abyssal Angel chapter 2 . 11/6/2013
...that bit with Miranda having re-engineered Shepherd's sex so that he can get her pregnant... makes a really scary amount of sense. It even explains her propensity for wearing ridiculously revealing clothes anytime we see her, which is always when she's around Shepherd... *sweatdrop*
Tequila Se'lai chapter 2 . 9/1/2013
god i lol'd so hard X'D
The Struggling Warrior chapter 2 . 7/15/2013
I don't know what to say about was funny, though.
strider-of-porcupines chapter 2 . 4/19/2013
but will there be more?
xXimmortalXx chapter 2 . 4/10/2013
"Oh relax Shepard. You make it sound like I made you impregnate Tali with a mutant hybrid that will eventually tear it's way through her chest and create an army of rape monsters. Cerberus closed down that project decades ago." From her tone, it was impossible to determine whether she was joking or not.

No but I think she is one of the rape monsters...
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