Reviews for Parenting, Vakarian Style
thepkrmgc chapter 1 . 5/5
this is pretty amusing, and the post game antics of the vakarian family are worth a sequel
Nichalia chapter 1 . 9/30/2014
Hah!
X59 chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
Amusing.
Sun-Tsu Toriden chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
charges everything with her head. Sounds part-krogan alright.

Awesome little tale though.
Sazuka57 chapter 1 . 2/21/2013
Wow okay the part where the ganging up on the child came along hit me hard. It's like, most people don't listen to their kids and the kids wind up getting bullied. I aim to be the kind of parent Shepard and Garrus are in this fic. Cripes principals can be so hypocritical. This is a great fic. Thanks for writing it.
Gone But Not Forgotten chapter 1 . 10/9/2012
OMG! Best parents ever! I loved the 'not with witnesses' thing! And Jane and Garrus' conversation at the end? I can't stop laughing!
mjonar2 chapter 1 . 9/27/2012
A wonderful way to show the proper lessons in being a parent and how to pass them on to your kids. No sarcasm completly serious here. Both my girlfriend and my mother agree and like this story.
Velasa chapter 1 . 8/9/2012
A little of the grammer is awkward, but crap this was just hilareous! Loved it, I love the way you portray the two of them staying strong-willed and dynamic with two awesome little girls.
Catlover friendly-but-xplosive chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
Hahaha! I want to find out about Kaidan and Liara's kid now :D
Enaid Aderyn chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
Eeee! Out of the blue and thank you! What a fantastic surprise! And where the double-dipp were these two when I was growing up? Best. Parents. Ever. :D

"There, it proceeded to slobber, redecorating the nice carpet with a good layer of mud while scaring the living shit out of the Principal." LOL - *good* puppy! I loved the back & forth over who brought what weapons, and Garrus being completely wrapped around his little girl's pinkie is just too adorable for words.

Thank you so much, my dear. This comes at just the right time. {hug}
Ygrain33 chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
Well, I didn't think there could be better lines than "she has Carnifex", but there are quite a couple, "The screeching kid from 20-B was pure temptation" being the hottest candidate for the current most favourite :D
ellenikki chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
This is flipping hilarious! I love your writing style and of course Shepard and Garrus would have badass kids. Your closing line is epic. Fantastic and favorited!
Suilven chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
Yep, this is more or less how I'd picture parenthood for these two. ;)

I laughed so hard at this:

"The kind that goes to parties and waves at their kid on the stage even though he or she is dressed in a burlap sack and playing a husk"

And this:

"Jane shrugged. "I didn't bring the Disciple."

"It's in the shuttle, isn't it?"

"Right next to your Phaeston, you deceitful bastard.""

And this:

""No buts. What did we say about provocations?"

"Don't reply to them when with witnesses?""

And this:

""What's wrong with his kid?" He asked instead, hoping any bite was barely audible over the words.

"Biotic charges everything with her head. Aethyta claims it's the quarter krogan coming out to play."

Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, be nice.

"What do you think?"

"They melded while stoned and the kid paid the price. Liara agrees.""

Awesome stuff! And hooray for Urz being there, too. *huggles for the varren*
ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
Ah hee hee 'Momma needs chocolate...' and more heat sinks, clearly. Parenting the Shepard-Vakarian way; these two should write a manual. The relationship between Mum, Dad, kiddies and space-pet is so natural and easy that this could be any family, anywhere...well okay, not anywhere armed, but take those guns away and...okay, let's not take those guns away. I'll just step away from this review before that target appears on my chest yeah?

So...in short? Brilliantly funny and entertaining! Shepard-Vakarian? You should write the comedy opera!
Bubbleztehpwn chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
I LOVED it. Hoping you do more on it, made me giggle.
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