This was scarily accurate. xD I love the creativity, especially the "move to Metropolis and change your name." So good.

LOOOOOOOL,loved the proposing bit xD(especially the bit about what happens if your answer is truly yes or truly no). This fanfic was hilarious and a true work of art. Hope to see more future fanfics like this one! :D

I actually wanna date Scarecrow now. Actually no, he's terrifying, but still, this is great! And why would you cut fruit with a scythe? Just...why?

This was apsolutly hilarious! I don't usually review stories, but this one was too good to pass up! I just wanted to thank you very much for writing this little bit. I can see Crane really acting this way.

...It sounds like your speaking from experience XD , great story!

XD oh my god that's horrible! Lol faking your death is incredibly mean but funny when you put it the way you did.

Glad I clicked on this one... Thanks for a good read and a much-needed laugh. :D

This is very random but yet so funny! XD

...thanks for the advice ...

I loled! NIce job!

These just make you wanna date him more. 'Nuff said.

Hahaha, this was really funny, nice job!

Oh Jonathan you dear thing you :)
I like that last one best.

That's funny as hell lol

Lol, laptop is being to glitchy to login, but here's to the 40 some Louis Lane's living in Metropolis. _ This was great! I 3 Crane, I'm not sure why.