So... Right now the GodEmperor is only a lowly Human scientist... untill Harry (Carrow) gives him a glimpse of the future? This is going to get intersting.

And I loved the news... that poor labrador... although they do love water sports ;)

Please let us read this report. If not in the story then maybe as a separate one-shot?

eh i don't think harry would've blundered it that badly when he already figured it out that the snake's eyes were special. and even if he did why didn't he just blast a hole through the chamber when he knows where the entrance is and confront it?

Absolutely brilliant, and utterly histerical too!

Please, please, please have Carrow explain that prank to the Weasley twins, I'd love to read their reaction!

that was aragon wasn't it.

I couldn't stop laughing when I imagined the scene with the acromantula.

So, you are making Harry some form of super powered astartes inquisitor? Did you had any particular reason for that besides finding astartes nifty? Even merely being trained as a psyker and having a lasgun would already make him incredibly powerful by HP standards, making him a fully fledged Astartes simply makes the whole thing a joke.

Lol, I liked it especialy the end.

punched him gently in the head ahhaha well I guess with his size he would have to do it gentally wouldn't it. would of been funny if he did a finger flick or a tump like off of naruto but then again it would of been wasted on lockhaert cause harry could of just glared or looked at him and he would of passed out.

I really hope that you continue this.

rolf... reminds me of some sci-fi where, I can't wait for Carrow to remember exactly how backwards British wizards are... Does the God Emporer really exist in this time? Can't wait for the next chapter.