|Reviews for The Purple Banana Hammock|
| Midnight Cougar chapter 1 . 8/21/2012
This was so enjoyable to read - from the title to the entire story; I was really enthralled. I literally LOL at Jess & Bella - had to stifle my laughter so as to not wake up my kids while reading! No joke! God, some of their lines & the innuendo were hilarious! Edward was so sweet, but hot too. I also liked that there are some real storylines here as well; Alice having cancer :-( & E & B's career choices - I would love to read more; maybe you will extend this? I am going to put it on alert. Thank you for a great read. Fantastic one shot! :) MC
| Julia-S77 chapter 1 . 8/21/2012
Loved this one shot! Hilarious and of course very hot. X
| Oh Carol chapter 1 . 8/21/2012
I love this oneshot! It was the right amount of fluff, humor and hotness. Also, I have to say that my crush for swimmers are THAT big after the Olympics... I've always loved them, but this year the male teams were specially amazing - my bet is that you were inspired by them, weren't you? hahah
| jlanley chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
So clever, so good.
| Capricorn75 chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
I'm nothing but a puddle of jello now...my arms are too useless to even write a decent review. Can somebody pass a cigarette this way?
| SparkleSwan chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
That was awesome. With thoughts of Nathan Adrian's body floating through my head, I truly enjoyed every minute of this! ;) not only did I enjoy the story along with the imagery brought to me by the US Olympic swim team, but I truly appreciated the writing as well. I like that you had 'done your homework' on Northwestern (I've not been either), wrote intelligently providing plenty of details though not overdone. Sweet, thorough, sexy - you gave it all.
I picked up on this from either Caren or Smeyer09 on twitter. If you wanted to give one of them a shout out.
And...I'm headed to your profile to see what else I might find that strikes my fancy. Thanks so much for sharing and I'm thrilled to have found this gem of a story and you. 3
-Kara / sparkleswan
| kinsano chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
Hilarious and oh so hot! Was this in honor of the Summer Olympics? I have to say, I'm glad I'm not the only who was in medal contention for such unofficial Olympic events such as "Jock or No Jock" and "Spot the Flop." it got almost as much tv and YouTube coverage as the Games themselves! Lol
| Katie1824 chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
I loved this o/s so much. This was by far one of the best o/s I've read in a long time. It was so witty and hot! The banter between them was fantastic. It was a truly believable story from the beginning.
Thanks so much for sharing. I look forward to reading more of your stories.
| jmolly chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
I do hope you'll continue this. Both hawt, and witty. I like the story line, too.
| twilightladies chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
Loved it, cute, hot & sexy all at the same time! xo
| TwimomJen chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
Loved this. Died laughing at the topic of The article.
| faireyfan chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
So fun! I saw this recc'd on twitter and then the fabulous primarycolors also suggested i check it out, and I'm glad I did.
Great pacing and character development, and of course humour! Ideal summer read.
Thanks for sharing.
| jat5 chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
That was one of the best stories I've ever read. I absolutely loved it. I sincerely hope you write more Twilight fanfic. You are awesome!
| Dawnriki chapter 1 . 8/20/2012
Loved it! They have such cute banter.