|Reviews for The Purple Banana Hammock|
| Stardust1 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Probably one of the more realistic lemons out there. I loved this Edward in the light of the olimpics and all. Thanks for sharing.
| nerac chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
One of the best oneshots I've stumbled on in a while. Thank you for this. I'd love to see more from you. :)
| enka3 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
| rtgirl chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
good lawd...well that was just seriously the best thing in a long time! bella was smart and sassy and edward was sexy with a tad of shy. so so good! loved it!
| Evilangel6714 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Jesus this is the best thing I've read in a while. Yout totally got down with the banter and the UST was spot on. The satisfying ending? AMAZING! Was this your first twific? You did an exceptional job! I need MOOOORRREEE! lol Keeping my eye out. Can't wait to see what else you got.
| Betty Lovegood chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
This was so good! I've been looking for Swimmerward fics for a while now. Somebody tweeted a line and when I saw what it was about, I couldn't resist reading it. Thank you for writing this!
| blueeyes11354 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Love. Thanks for writing. :)
| bella c'ella luna chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
oh god that was soooo good...loved it
| buffbronze chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Really well written...hot and sweet. Just the perfect one shot. Thank you! I hope you'll write some more Edward and Bella.
| garddita17 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Wow, wow, wow. That was so good. Sweet, sexy, funny, hot! All in one. I wouldn't mind reading more of these two. Loved this story!
| kardemumma chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
Didn't even know I had olympic swimmer withdrawals. :D Loved it, thank you for writing this. :)
| Nicffwhisperer chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
*fans self* . That was freaking HOT! I loved the UST. I especially loved the witty banter! The sex was scorching. Great story!
| SleepingBeauty247 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
This was an awesome story! Loved it!
| BellaMed chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
that was good fun, hot and well written. Hoping your return will mean some more Twilight stories! :) Thanks for writing this.
| MarLea Pie chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
"a set of abdominals my grandmother could have used on her laundry days." - Where can I get me one of those?
"His fingers, it's worth noting, are also long. In keeping with the trend, apparently" - Oh yeah.
"Can we get back to talking about my cock now?" - Literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Scared my kidlets
"overly organized lair of sin" - Quick with that Edward.
"running a hand through his sadly not-yet-fucked hair" - Poor Bella, so close yet so far away.
"wrap my lips around the weeping tip of him." - Mmmmmm weeping tip.
WOWZA and the sexy times? Well then, that's all I've gots to say.
This was refreshing and funny and made me happy in my lunchtime reading.
Great great great job!