|Reviews for Fifty Shades of Red|
| Munkeyfump20 chapter 1 . 12/30/2018
Thanks for the read but its not my cup of tea.
| Misty chapter 1 . 11/29/2018
I love how this was going..Is that all you are going to write for this story? It would be nice to go back in time to how he started/killing and then work the story up to when he meets Ana..Hope to read more stories from you
| Brooke.luketic chapter 1 . 1/27/2018
| Guest chapter 1 . 11/12/2017
You are fantastic! I have read 4 of your stories this morning and I haven't laughed so much in months. If you aren't a comedian professionally, you should be.
| poD7et chapter 1 . 8/28/2015
This is the most amazing thing that I've ever read. Last night I watched a terrible film called Maniac Cop 2 with a friend. I promised to find her some ridiculous slash of the two villains because the internet is ridiculous and would have it. I couldn't, so instead I promised to send her terrible terrible fanfic. I googled "worst fanfic." Then there was unfortunate Jurassic Park porn and also mentions of 50 Shades of Grey. 50 Shades is a shitty fanfic that for some reason was made into a book and then a movie. But OMG what if there's shitty fanfic about the shitty fanfic? I started to google. And then I somehow ended up here. I have no regrets.
tl:dr - THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
| Domi604 chapter 1 . 5/9/2015
OMG that WAS the best one I've ever read! The genuine stupidity of Ana was really hilarious! I loved the CG character here! Hope you write more!
| Hauntedone chapter 1 . 3/5/2015
I'm not sure how I found this, but so glad I did! I will gladly read anything else you choose to write. So funny! This actually makes more sense to me than the butterflies and unicorns HEA of the original books. This is what my inner goddess would have been warning me of if I was shown a RRofP!
| Lagadatte chapter 1 . 1/26/2014
This is the most BRILLIANT, AMAZING, simply PERFECT 50 Shades of Shit story that I have ever read. ...which granted, isn't much, the only 50 Shades of Ew stories that I have read are yours and simply because you've written them, but STILL.
I might be slightly prejudiced here, it might have something to do with the fact that I very much dislike this oh-so-popular franchise, but heck, who cares! I love this, I love your sense of humour and I love how you are trying to make it sound bad (for example the repetition of "How could someone/can you use dangerous things like these for sex?"), but it's obvious you're actually a really skilled author (Mr Mark Hill), because it's quite hard to pretend to suck at something you're actually quite good at. Despite the purposeful mistakes, your writing is clear, void of grammar or vocabulary errors and quite concise. To top it all off, it's full of sarcasm and awesome - the perfect read!
And if that wasn't enough, the angry comments from zealous 50 Shades of Crap fans make it that much better - I had my fair share of laugh at those as well (and if that makes me an evil person, I'll happily go have shots with Satan and be glad for it).
Please, do write more whenever inspiration strikes! I'll be looking out for it!
| 42Moose chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
| Used To Write chapter 1 . 12/8/2012
This is weird, but it made me laugh!
| TalysAlankil chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
This is simply perfect.
| Clarks Blue Eyed Angel chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
The thing that's most upsetting here is that I was, for a second, actually surprised that so many people who reviewed this were actually unable to recognize your tongue-in-cheek humor. That shouldn't be so shocking to me at this point!
This was very funny... obviously, in the book Christian was never meant to come off as a complete psycho (although she sure tried her best on more than one occasion). But let's be honest, if I met this guy in real life and he behaved the way he does in the books, I would have maced him and run to the nearest police station. So it's clever and amusing how you've poked fun at Ana's outlandish obliviousness here. In reality, regardless of how semi-innocent a man's intentions may be or what childhood trauma lies behind his behavior, any woman with any kind of survival instinct would be wary of a man who wants to, essentially, lock her away for the rest of her life.
My favorite was the last thought of that God awful "inner goddess". "Let's wait and see where this goes..." LOL, yeah that sounds about right from that simpering nutter.
| Wendingo chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
Mainly because 50 Shades of Grey sucks, and this story does not.
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
Do not understand why people get so mad... these are not real people. I think its funny how people are no christian would never do that, when hes not a real person. Its fanFICTION
| alice7272 chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
Oh my god when he said he's a serial killer, I couldn't stop laughing! This is aweful!