|Reviews for Decoy of Reality|
| barbarito chapter 6 . 12/2/2012
| ClancyJane chapter 6 . 12/1/2012
I hope he knows that when you get pooped on by a bird flying overhead it means good lay...
or is it luck?! ;)
| HockeyChick10 chapter 6 . 12/1/2012
| MrsAuburnCullen chapter 6 . 12/1/2012
This Fic is so funny!
| bearygirl chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Cant wait to read more, really enjoying this story.
| DawnsWhimsy chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Oh my how fucking funny I was laughing so hard!
| sujari6 chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Bella seems to be warming up to Edward.
| jansails chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Oh lawd, Edward's perfect moment ruined by seagull poop!
The Swan women are awfully popular, aren't they?
| vampireworld1 chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
i love i really had fun reading it please more
| Kgunter34 chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Love it, freakin hysterical.
| Lilypad10 chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
What a hot mess they all are.
| frostedglaze chapter 6 . 11/30/2012
Whiskey flavored condoms!? You are going to make me google this, aren't you? I can see Charlie giving Jasper AND Edward a haircut! Way to go flying poop machine!
| frostedglaze chapter 5 . 11/30/2012
I'm surprised the film crew hasn't decided to just follow the Swans around town. That would be solid gold ratings!
I just have to know, does Alice use glasses to get herself off instead of a vibrator? Will Edward find a brain? And what will granny H do now?
| frostedglaze chapter 4 . 11/30/2012
Edward is so ditzy, that this is perfect! Alice was right, Bella's ideas are crappy.
| frostedglaze chapter 3 . 11/30/2012
I love Alice and her take on vegetarianism!