Since you don't pay attention to some of the reasonable suggestions of the guests your more in this for the LUZ which this is all your going to get.

You can't take fame with you to heaven or *the other place* when you die.

Actually your dead wrong. Swearing isnt' funny and most people know that but on the internet you won't ever see those people because most of them have something called a career and often a family to support. They don't have rap sheets coming out of their butt and don't have a *f-k you* attitude as they know it won't get them anywhere except either in a cell or dead in a miserable way.

There's a reason Spike Jones and Stan Freberg were famous comedians because they could be funny without swearing or directly insulting somebody.
Often people would laugh with them knowing things are meant to be a joke instead of shock value crap we have too day.

The closet modern day comedian is The Gong Show. Look it up. I like the Gallagher is made segments where what he says actually has truth in it mixed with humor and then imitate the slice and dice commercial with his watermelon act.

Did you know more money was spent on both creating and playing Space Invaders then actually researching/exploring our own outer space? :) Talk about backward priorities!

Politicians based things now off the *web* and what's *cool* or *hip* probably part of Agenda 21 regardless if they know they are doing it or are just useful idiots about to be thrown away.

This is beautiful and I'm kind of in love with it :)
You're an amazing writer

why haven't you updated this

So Harry's anger is like modern ash ketchums, easily riled, fast to forgive and forget.

Well, if you only win HALF a war, and there are only two competitors, then they also win half, that was why the best out of three rule was made, so that if each side should have one win and one loss, there would be a tie breaker.

I know its been almost 3 uears since you last updated, but i hope you're able to update soon. I love what you have written so far.

Keep writing

YAY AMERICA.

this harry sounded like Leo. and that'a quite weird. but nice story. just read the first few paragraphs but.. well.
i'll leave you to that
ciaossu!

Cute and gives a bad case of the giggles... Harry needs to open a Hogwarts boutique! Imagine LV in a HP designer outfit. Don't kill the designer, where would a Dark Lord get the appropriate outfit?Update soon please.

This is really good! I was giggling all the way through! Please update soon!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH I'M CRYING HARRY'S LIKE LESLIE KNOPE ON CRACK

Please update! This is simply amazing!

I loved every moment.

I literally couldn't stop laughing this entire story! Actual out loud booming laughter.