Reviews for The Shadow Wheel
CreativeCrayon chapter 1 . 3/11/2013
Jules Verne: Go ahead, take Stephanie Meyer - one less problem for me to worry about!
Stoker: Stephanie Meyer? Who's she?
Me: *hands Bram Stoker a copy of Twilight*
Stoker: *reads one chapter and throws it down in disgust* Ugh!
Me: And I thought I hated War and Peace...
Stoker: Did you read Dracula?
Me: Yeah, gave me nightmares for a month.
Charles Williams: Why are we going to let him take Ms. Meyer?
Verne: *sighs and gestures to me* Hazel...
Me: *hands Charles copy of Twilight*
Charles: *reads... and reads... and reads... then becomes frustrated and blames Magwich for the whole thing*
Shakespeare: *takes twilight from Williams and reads it... and reads it... and reads it... NEXT BOOK... reads it... cries... reads it... and reads it... and reads it...*
Edhla chapter 1 . 12/29/2012
Disclaimer: I'm not familiar with the fandom, but with this assortment of characters, I kind of want to be now :D This is a fantastic little ficlet. Dee should have punched Telemachus, but I'm not entirely sure whether a necromancer is a fair foe for a Greek hero.

Meyer is definitely outta the club :D

The only concrit I really have for this is that while the dialogue is hilarious and lively, I'd love to see it balanced with more description and action. Apart from that, this is such an enjoyable fic. Well done.