Reviews for The Poems of Mary Sues
ChildrenAreMySoulFood chapter 3 . 8/12/2014
For some reason I have "Alice of human sacrifice"map laying in my head as I read this.
ChildrenAreMySoulFood chapter 1 . 7/25/2014
"And then she frickin' died in a hole, because she was a fucking stupid bitch"

this. All this. Has completed my life.
Saint River chapter 3 . 10/11/2012
Good one. I never encountered a foreign sue before and hopefully I never will.
CalaveraCandiedSkull chapter 3 . 9/28/2012
Ffff. Love it! Please write Neko!Sue. My personal favourite, you know, because it's completely normal for human meisters to have cat ears and a tail :/
One Little Star chapter 3 . 9/28/2012
Dude... THIS IS THE BEST IDEA SINCE UNDERWEAR!

You should totally write one about... Enoby... Darkens... Dance-Dance-Revolution... Aftershave... Wayne? I really don't know.

You better keep going, or I will make Maka steal your soul! ):-D

So... KEEP GOING NOW!

One Little Star
Eophi chapter 3 . 9/28/2012
XD haha sues you all die! keep up the good work
Saint River chapter 2 . 9/27/2012
Score one for the Witches. They are after all more than 10 times worse than a Pre-Kishin/Kishin Egg.
Saint River chapter 1 . 9/27/2012
This is 100% true. Why are most Mary Sue going after kid anyway? Now I'm adding heterochromia to my list of traits to avoid when making a character.
CalaveraCandiedSkull chapter 2 . 9/26/2012
Pfff, this is brilliant. True poetry! Why you don't have more reviews is beyond me because these are beautiful, but what can you do?
Anyway, I love em, keep writing!
Eophi chapter 2 . 9/26/2012
XD oh Mary sues we hate you all! this made me laugh and your good at poems BTW.