Reviews for The Seven Year Itch
DarkndAngel9 chapter 1 . 12/7/2012
This line has to be my favorite part of this story: "Put your fangs away, bitch, this ain't Animal Planet." Tara! LOL I was so not expecting that at all! And I don't know why the cabbie was complaining! I would've taken the scenic route. Damn! But man I'm glad Tara finally got some sense and went after Pam. Hurray for happy endings!
anamaric17 chapter 1 . 11/5/2012
aw that's cute and I like the name Xiomara
Smayz chapter 1 . 10/26/2012
Haha, that was beautiful. I like the plot of the domesticity and how these two try to get out of their everyday routine. I wish that the scene at the club with the other vamp was longer for Pam and Tara to interact with another character more.
SunflowersAndHoney chapter 1 . 10/15/2012
OMG. OMG. OMG. This Was AMAZING! I Loved It. Seriously! You're An Phenomenal Writer!
Truebie chapter 1 . 10/12/2012
What a wonderful idea for a fic. I can totally see Tara being all domestic and Pam going crazy about it.

"Put your fangs away, bitch, this ain't Animal Planet" - Thank you for that! I'm still laughing. That's how you do it, go Tara Mae Thornton!

And the session in the cab...Well, lets just say if I were the driver, I would have probably pulled over, turned around and enjoyed the show. Or crashed. No third option.

Love it!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/12/2012
So. Good. More please!
Trish92 chapter 1 . 10/12/2012
This story is amazing. I love it.
LuchaLibre82 chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
That was adorable, and so sexy. Loved it. As much as I wanted to slap some sense into sweat clad Tara I also kinda fell in love with her Vampire in Brooklyn watching ass. Haha, really well written.
TrueBloodMashUps chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
*SWOOOOOOOOOOON* Ugh, this story was so romantic. I can't even. The dialogue was amazing. ""Tara Mae Thornton, who the fuck are you?" That's right, step the fuck back bitch. LOOOVEEED IT! Thank you for posting.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
good fic.
Teampara55 chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
I love how Pam played with Tara's head and got her outta the house. Nightvowl, u rock.
Kubla chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
Well, well, well, my no.1 Tamela fic is What's a year and this one is a very close second! Freaking fantastic, again I re read (like with Whats a year) it several times. Your fics have layers, always something new each time I read it. I'm a huge fan of yours Tamela future fics, hope you get inspired to write another one. Seriously, I'm off to read this one more time.
ravenbard chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
"Put your fangs away, b*tch, this ain't Animal Planet" - I almost choked on my own tongue, I laughed so damn hard! Even typing out the line, I'm chuckling away. You've got a wicked sense of humor, Nightvowl.

This whole story was absolutely hilarious. At the beginning, where you described Tara playing couch potato; I totally mentally photoshopped her with a beer belly, slouching down in a la-z-boy with a six pack and Doritos, watching a game. Hahahaha...and of course Pam's the disgruntled housewife that's not getting enough lovin' and attention. What makes this whole imagery even more hysterical is the juxtaposition of Pam and Tara in such a domestic, normal, white picket fence setting. *laughs* I don't really know how to describe the hilarity of the image...it's like...putting a bright pink wig on a monkey or something.

The cab scene, I feel for the cab driver. If I were her and I even so much as cast one look to the back of the cab...the cab would have crashed. Seriously, the way you described Tara and Pam going at it...I would have completely lost control of any motor skills I possessed and I'd probably be the cause of a 12-car pileup.

GREAT add on to your Pam and Tara universe. It was all shades of funny and sizzling hot towards the end. Thanks!