Black Family Madness. Do your research Mycroft

Watching Sherlock play the reassuring child is the greatest thing ever I swear
HAHA LMAO I 𝘒𝘕𝘌𝘞 SHE SHIPPED THEM TOO THIS IS AWESOME

*shrieks*
Aren’t ordinary people adorable?
*shrieks louder*

This is getting soooooo good :D

Fuck you *glares* I never liked her

Don’t you dare fucking use Sirius for your own personal goals, 𝘔𝘺𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘵, or I swear to god I’ll rip out your spine and use it as a xylophone

Snape hates his guts. You know this

HELL YEA

*screams*
*screams louder*

*shrieks*

Is that Pettigrew? That’s Pettigrew isn’t it

*shrieks*
FUCK YOU DUMBLEDORE LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT

Nope. Get out :)

Oh my god can you imagine a standoff with Dumbledore and Sherlock?

Ooh was her friend Regulus? That would be really cool

The taboo wasn’t created until Harry’s seventh year

*hiss*

It means “flight of death” in French, idiots

Literally like eight people know about Harry’s prophecy no way would Molly know it

I don’t think it’s a cliffhanger unless it ends just as something huge are dramatic happens that leaves all of us wanting to jump off said cliff. So good job :D

Merry Christmas :D

TF HOLLYS A WITCH?! 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕𝘐𝘛

*snorts* Sherlock could be a wand-maker XD
Bloody ironic right there

Whoa wait wasn’t Muffliato a spell Snape created?
Yep. So why the hell does Molly know it?
Ohhhhhh. Wait. No fucking way 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 is Molly a Slytherin. I’d peg her for a Hufflepuff

Pure-blood children come from long lines of pure-blood families like the Malfoys, Longbottoms, Lovegoods, and Blacks. Half-bloods are children born to one wizard/witch and one Muggle. Muggle-borns are children that have no recognizable or known family member with magical blood. They are often descended from Squibs who were cast out from their pure-blood families, thus creating a future generation Muggle-born
Squibs 𝘤𝘢𝘯 have just the faintest traces of magic in them which allows them to make potions or sense wards. It remains to be seen if Squibs can see dementors

Avada Kedavra 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩. Back off Sherlock

Shut up Mycroft

Shoes are for losers and Sherlock would agree

How can he sit there and not believe it WHEN HES STARING AT MOVING PICTURES?

FUCK

Oh lord

I’m trying so hard not to laugh rn

I’m torn between laughing and crying. Hagrid was supposed to tell him that...

FUC-

Called it

Dying again lmao

Girls shower nearly every day with at least ten different products while boys eat bugs and roll in the mud and break their limbs so it’s boys who have cooties SHUT UP HARRY

Aww :)

I’m dying XD

Please tell me Mycroft is gonna chew Dumbledore out

*screams*

*screams*

LEAVE HARRY THE FUCK ALONE MORIARTY

Mm yes Sherlock is a wonderful concerned boyfriend

YES I LOVE HOW HE JUST CONCLUDES THIS SO QUICKLY :D

Ah this is great :)

*screams louder* oH MY GOD

HES A SQUIB. Damnit I was right the first time. But Squibs can still enter the Alley...
please god don’t make him a Lestrange please god don’t make him a Lestrange
*shrieks*

*screams*

My god he’s a Muggle-born isn’t he?

Oh god please no if he’s a wizard then all hell will break loose Lestrade needs to get Harry outta there
FUCK HE IS

Shit it 𝘪𝘴 Moriarty- WAIT WASNT HE THREATENING SOMEONE IT THAT ONE EPISODE he was gonna turn them into shoes... IM FREAKING OUT

He was attached to John real quick
YAY :D

OH MY GOD LMAO THATS HILARIOUS and bloody ironic thanks for pointing it out XD

You crave the adrenaline remember?
There you go

Aww he’s a concerned parent *hearts*

LMAO

STFU MYCROFT YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW TRAUMATIC SHERLOCKS CHILDHOOD WAS

Vernon shut the 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 up. I will kill you

Fuck you Petunia you’re supposed to be protecting him. DUMBLEDORE GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE

I always appreciate someone roasting Vernon :D

ITS NOT MY 𝘋𝘐𝘝𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕

That’s fucking 𝘪𝘵 I’m murdering the Dursleys

Screaming screaming SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK LESTRADE YOURE A SQUIB?! Holy fucking shit

Dude Sherlock you’re awesome

What do you expect? He’s a college student he doesn’t have time or money to worry about his clothes. Wait I forgot this isn’t America

What kinda cheap-ass phones break at the first contact with the floor? One time I accidentally tossed my iPod across the room without the case. Not even a scratch

I absolutely love protective Sherlock when it comes to John

Oh fuck