|Reviews for 1000 Things to NOT do in Panem|
| Saphira42 chapter 15 . 6/17/2013
Awesome! :D I really enjoyed it.
| HpHgPjGone chapter 15 . 6/17/2013
I loved the first one. And lol Katniss and Peeta's son as a time lord. Im not sure that sounds more like Haymitch.
Ask Effie if she's sure she doesn't know Lady Gaga
Have Leo from Heroes of Olympus start a team Leo.
Introduce the Capitol citizens to teletubies.(now that I'd want to see.
| Ashbrie13 chapter 15 . 6/17/2013
These are freaking hilarious. I love this. Please continue.
How about "Have a death match between Merida, Katniss and Hawkeye." unless that's been done xD
And "Show Peeta the video "I'm Peeta and I Know It" (That would be horrible D:)
| Rogan-Merthur-Whouffle chapter 15 . 6/17/2013
I have the opposite of one of yours:
Casually mention to GALE that PEETA saw Katniss in her birthday suit
AND some other ones:
Ask Effie Trinket if she's related to Lady Gaga
Let the tributes tweet their status in the Arena
Turn the director of the Hunger Games over to a mob of people unhappy with the movie
| Rose chapter 14 . 6/3/2013
Here's one, Compare Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third (How to Train Your Dragon) to Peeta (They actually have a lot in common).
| Every Roses' Thorn chapter 14 . 5/29/2013
Allow Katniss and Tris (from divergent) to fight to the death
- I doubt Peeta, Gale or Four would take it too lightly
| Emilie Autumnfan chapter 14 . 5/25/2013
Casually mention to Peeta that Gale saw Katniss in her birthday suit.
Blindfold Peeta and claim you will lead him to Katniss, when really you you lead him to the mob of Team Gale fangirls outside Gale' s house.
Turn Peeta over to his fangirls.
| Guest chapter 14 . 5/21/2013
Say that Mockingjay dresses are the latest style
Go near Haymitch with fire attire
Talk about explosions near Katniss
| Bookworm217 chapter 14 . 5/20/2013
Great story! It's so funny!
| CynderPikachu chapter 1 . 5/18/2013
- Don't ask why mockingjays resemble Starly from Pokemon.
- Try to hug Effie Trinket on live TV
- Burn your wedding dress
| JustAbby4738 chapter 14 . 5/17/2013
Make all the tributes play dodgeball
| Crystal Silvera chapter 14 . 5/14/2013
LOL XDDD Favorite: 629. "Hold a Panemwide election to see if they're Team Gale or Team Peeta, with Buttercup running as a write-in candidate." You know, now that I think about it, they really should've done that. XD
Did you see in the trailer how it said "The odds are NEVER in our favor"? I died right there :3
I liked the older system better, but this works too . . .
Response to your response of my #606: LOLOLOL XDDD
Mine says for Katniss:
Me: Where's "Evergreen" [on Word]? My Word is so messed up . . .
.:Compare The Hunger Games (the movie) to Brave
-(What my friend saw on TV review of Brave: ". . . And the main character has Katniss-like archery skills!" Me and my friend: FACEPALM)
.:Put all of the tributes ever known into their fear landscape (inspired by #625 . . .)
.:Make a musical out of The Hunger Games . . . and make the entire of Panem watch it
-What? They made a musical out of Harry Potter!
.:Bring ANY of the kids from Camp Half-Blood into the arena (. . . or any wizards/witches from Hogwarts)
-They have a huge advantage
.:Katniss Everdeen, meet the Hunters of Artemis . . .
.:Hold an interview with dead tributes [that is broadcasted nationwide] and ask them if they liked their deaths or if they wanted something more dramatic, quiet, private, etc
.:Tell Effie her hair looks like a rat's nest
.:Replace mockingjays with Articunos
-Heck, replace all the mutts with Pokemon!
.:Go to the Capitol and say in disgust, "This is Lady Gaga's hometown? Should've known."
.:Make an arena with NO food/food source at all and declare it the official Hunger Games
That's all I've got for now! :P I'm running out of ideas . . .
Update soooooooon! 8D (I got so excited when I saw the email alert that said you'd updated XD)
| Anna the Vampire Princess chapter 14 . 5/14/2013
lol! Update soon!
| books-are-brain-food456 chapter 14 . 5/13/2013
Well, I wouldn't want to be haunted by a zebra ghost so I'll put in my two cents and say great chapter! I love reading these! :D
| Catching Fireflies chapter 5 . 5/13/2013
Hahaha, #139 . . . Sexface! I haven't heard that one before, but I started laughing when I read it!
I have some ideas if you need any . . .
Serenade Seneca Crane with The Hanging Tree
When two 12-year-olds get reaped from the same district, start singing the song We Are Young by Fun..
Give Katniss perfume that smells like roses.
Get Cato a job training police dogs.