Reviews for An Evening, A Morning, A Beverage
thepkrmgc chapter 1 . 11/29/2015
whats wrong with a protein shake?
Cordelia McGonagall chapter 1 . 10/19/2015
Ha! I do always appreciate a fic with a jab at Harold Bloom and the use of the noun "simalcrum."

I have a friend that would probably accept Lars and his flaws.
Intervigilium chapter 1 . 8/2/2014
Poor Hermione. It's like she can't catch a break...

This was brilliant. I love her quiet observation of her surroundings as she wakes up, and the sudden horror that overtakes her when he finishes talking. *slow clap*
Bad Mum chapter 1 . 7/27/2014
Ah, poor Hermione. Her perfect man in every way, but not quite. Beautifully done.
shine lots chapter 1 . 2/4/2013
That was great - up to your usual good standards.

But I DON'T get it. Another what?
Nongarak chapter 1 . 11/18/2012
Awesome, of course, and entertaining, but like many of the other reviewers I don't particularly understand. Is it that Lars eats everything? Because that's not a reason to leave so hurridly!
Rita Arabella Black chapter 1 . 11/14/2012
Christopher, absolutely witty, charming, extremely well written, as usual, but I have no idea what this is about.
chyaraskiss chapter 1 . 11/13/2012
I didn't get it...
yellow 14 chapter 1 . 11/13/2012
Lolololol. Funny;D. Keep writing
alix33 chapter 1 . 11/13/2012
"the spines of which suggesting they'd been thoroughly poured through," - "thoroughly pored through".
EW! If I, like Hermione, had to date (and have sex with) yet another bottomless-pit-for-a-digestive-tract-wizard, I would abscond poste haste too.
By Another Name chapter 1 . 11/13/2012
Oh, brilliant! I love what you did with it. Who would have thought that a casual conversation-turned-heated-discussion amongst half a dozen people would lead to a fun story?