Reviews for A Job For A God
Terra3434 chapter 5 . 11/25/2012
I really like your story keep up the good work. :)
Autumn chapter 3 . 11/21/2012
LOL! that was so funny! I needed a good laugh at 11:30 at night, thank you! How about Loki working at Starbucks and having a fun time making disgusting drinks for the customers? Just an idea since you asked for opinions, but do what seems best to you, this hilarious story is in hands much better than my own! Update SOON!
A Pirate By Any Other Name chapter 4 . 11/23/2012
Hee hee hee!
Jeez, the part with the Avengers was hilarious. You captured Loki's imperious attitude perfectly (as well as Tony's fat head, Clint's bad-assery, Bruce's cute funniness, Thor's sweet older brother-ness, and Natasha's snottiness.)
"The Squeaky Creepy Mouse hole. I read that about six times. HA!
I find Elizabeth/Eli to be an acceptable name. :)
I loved the part when she slapped him and also when she said "There's only one God and you're too stupid to be him."
And those siblings...are they going to prove to be trouble in the future? I can see those little sisters giving Loki a hard time...

Wonderful, as always, my dear sister! Perfect way to end my day. :)
A Pirate By Any Other Name chapter 3 . 11/21/2012
Another fun chapter! Heehee, you used my idea. The part about the teddy bear and the fishing line was ingenious (and evil). My favorite part was the end when he shot Helen in the forehead with the nerf gun before leaving though. :D

Okay, so I thought of another job for Loki. He could be...wait for it...a ball pit (or bounce house) attendant. Just imagine, for a moment, Loki having to go in after a kid lost in a ball pit. Not sure what he could do to get fired though...

And for the jobs. I'm thinking after having three chapters based on jobs (or four) it will soon be a good time to introduce the woman. Maybe she can help him find his job? Or perhaps she frequents the place where he works so he wants to keep that job to keep seeing her? (or is that too mushy for Loki?) Don't know, just throwing ideas into the wind, as usual.

Keep up the good work sister!
jaquelinelittle chapter 2 . 11/18/2012
The obvious place to apply would be Stark Industries, where Loki already knows the boss, who might (after some initial shouting and firing blasts) be very interested in analysing magic and working on space travel.
Other than that, New York has Wall Street. One should think the god of lies could make a fortune running some investment business in no time.
All else failing, why New York? There are other places on this planet.
Maybe some smalltown in Sweden needs a highschool history teacher, or maybe the seismological station Reykjarvik would be willing to hire the guy who is actually in charge of tectonics and earthquakes? ("Ok, firegod, you just sit here at this desk and do nothing, allright?")
Adi Who is Also Mou chapter 2 . 11/20/2012
OMG. This. THIS. ANOTHER! *please?*

Did I mention it's brilliant?
A Pirate By Any Other Name chapter 2 . 11/18/2012
I died laughing. That was utterly brilliant, sister. People are missing out if they aren't reading this fic. The "Loki is my ruler" was a nice touch. I also liked the "Bertha couldn't be an angel because not even wings made by God could take that much weight."

Hmm, more jobs for the Lokster? What about a waiter? He could tell people they were eating dead cow or something, wait...I'm not sure Loki could handle that, ya know, serving people. He could work at a toy store, and wear a badge that says "I'm here to help." And then get in trouble when he gives kids toys or uses a dart gun on someone...or lets all the balls in the ball bin out and locks the bad kids in there...

Or he could be a telemarketer, and be really rude to the people on the phone...

Just throwing ideas out there.
A Pirate By Any Other Name chapter 1 . 11/16/2012
I'm very excited about this. But if Loki wants a job, surely he could just stop telling everyone his name is Loki Laufeyson? I mean he is the God of LIES is he not? jk. By the way, I'm definitely hoping this wife of his will turn out to be brown-eyed, long haired young woman of short stature and artistic intent. You know, a writer, designer, artist? *wink wink* Anyway, this is brilliant. Keep up the good work, little sis.
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