Reviews for lick the sweat off your intellect
TheCauldron chapter 1 . 11/6/2014
"John tried to count backwards from 100, got to cock, and realised that wasn't a number." I laughed so hard I fell out of bed!
LadyDrey chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
This story is amazing! Well written, funny, sexy, and adorable. And a lot of fun to read!
dbwidifandmgkrkskf chapter 1 . 9/12/2013
Holy shit. That was like, like, yeah. Super good. So sensual and SO flippin' hilarious. I love John's POV here-there aren't enough fics written like this. And the smut was the creme de la creme of smuttiness, so well done with that.
Funny, cute, hot. Those words describe this. Good lord, the feels It was inevitable that I favorite this!
-Michaela M.
prey4thebeast chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
le sigh... i don't know you, but i love you. this was wonderful! i am always thoroughly impressed by an author that can make me laugh out loud. you did, several times. therefore, i am impressed several times over. do you take requests?
VampChick76 chapter 1 . 2/25/2013
I love it! Fantastic shower fun!

Seta Kaita chapter 1 . 2/25/2013
damn! very very great porn, thank you so much! :D and now i've got pictures of the two of them on a jam covered kitchen table in my head. what am i supposed to do with this now?! oh, right, i need to take a shower...
Kotori-Sensei chapter 1 . 2/22/2013
" to cock, and realized that wasn't a number"
Jajajajajaja! This was perfect! Thanks God I read this after "The keeper of Things", it was excellent for improve my mood.
Especially the sexy shower... /
Ocaso chapter 1 . 2/17/2013
ROFL - I love your sense of humor! Great story.
Just another time-lord chapter 1 . 1/21/2013
Oh my god, the one liners in this were so funny!

John tried to count backwards from 100, got to cock, and realized that wasn't a number.
Lady Daja-chan chapter 1 . 1/20/2013
I love your John pov! It's very different from your Sherlock's. Sherlock's is so intense and instantaneously changeable, it's like a hallucination, which is so fitting. It's almost like a dream. On the other side of things, John's pov is so physical and tactile, and it totally represents their characters. It's such a beautiful juxtaposition. Love it.
starrysummernights chapter 1 . 1/1/2013
"They were breaking apart, together, remoulding into something whole and joined. This wouldn't end here, John thought, knew, in the same way that Sherlock knows things; with clarity, conviction."
Beautiful line. Utterly beautiful. I love your writing.
Heart of a Slytherin chapter 1 . 11/25/2012
A nice read, though it would be fun to read more like this.
ansicarv1 chapter 1 . 11/23/2012
Wonderful. Not only it is hot as hell, it made me ROFLMAO, especially with this:

"John tried to count backwards from 100, got to cock, and realized that wasn't a number."

SilkenRoseDreams chapter 1 . 11/23/2012
Oh my goodness. That was one of the single most sensual things I've read all week. Wow. And here I thought I was done for the night... Well, the butterflies are back again and wow was it ever worth it to have read this.
Hoodoo chapter 1 . 11/22/2012
Glorious. Simply glorious.
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