Reviews for Welcome to Facebook
Queen of Spiritual chapter 1 . 11/22/2014
I found this humorous and in character. It's an interesting start.
notasbigasajerkasicould'vebeen chapter 2 . 9/28/2014
beautiful and hilarious. truly one of a kind
Annonymus chapter 2 . 2/23/2014
Great Way to end the story!
Colossus1985 chapter 2 . 1/30/2014
I loved this. I wish there were more. :(
rebel rayne chapter 2 . 9/25/2013
I'm pretty sure I haven't laughed this hard in pretty much forever. It's really making me want to do a Twitter version or something.
MuffinLove03 chapter 1 . 8/21/2013
Very entertaining! :)
arrancar125 chapter 2 . 8/19/2013
Loved it! Please write more.
CutesyBunny chapter 2 . 8/16/2013
"Phil Shortman: Exactly why he's going - I don't want him at the Boarding House all night!
Sid Gifaldi: Hey Grandpa!
Phil Shortman: I'm not your Grandpa!" XD He's right Sid, but c'mon No one calls you Phil dude XD

"Wolfgang- I would like to apologise to Arnold Shortman, Gerald Johanssen, Phoebe Heyerdahl and especially Helga Pataki and anybody else I've been a jerk to. I am sorry. September 4th
- Gerald Johanssen & Arnold Shortman like this –
Arnold Shortman: I'm glad you decided to be a mature about the issue.
Wolfgang: Oh shut up Football Face, your girlfriend just threw my face into a wall thirteen times!
Arnold Shortman: What?!
Gerald Johanssen: Go Pataki!
Arnold Shortman: Gerald! Don't encourage her, violence is not the answer.
Helga Pataki: Violence got you an apology, so deal with it.
Gerald Johanssen: You dedicated a few punches to me and Phoebe, right?
Helga Pataki: Sure did hair boy!
Gerald Johanssen: Never been prouder."
ROFL Gerald goes, "Go PATAKI!" Arnold's like, "GERALD! Don't encourage her!" I was DYING XD

I was literally lol-ing at this part:
"Brainy Williams – Helga Pataki I have the tape. September 9th
Helga Pataki: The tape? What are you talking about!
Brainy Williams: Laughing gas. Answering machine. I have it – it's safe.
Helga Pataki: Brainy, THANK YOU.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: What tape? Hmmm?
Helga Pataki: You can't win Curly!"

"Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Three words: APRIL FOOLS DANCE, who likes to tango!? [1 Video Attachment] September 10th
- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Eugene Horowitz & 7 others like this –
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Would you just look at the sexual tension.
Arnold Shortman: Rhonda! We were nine!
Helga Pataki: Curly, this doesn't mean you've won – everybody saw this already... you know, when it HAPPENED!
Arnold Shortman: Sorry about the whole pool thing.
Helga Pataki: I think you better come ever here and apologize.
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oooh,there's that sexual tension again.
Gerald Johanssen: Amen sister!"
XD XD XD I was DYING of laughter XD "Would you just look at the sexual tension?" "RHONDA! We were nine!"

Lol, love when they go:
"Gerald Johanssen: Well, been nice knowin' ya man.
Arnold Shortman: I want my gravestone to read – 'I am not an orphan'
Gerald Johanssen: Gotcha!" XD PRICELESS.

And that whole:
"Gerald Johanssen – Arnold Shortman You free? Phoebe's gone and I'm bored. September 15th
Arnold Shortman: Can't you find something else to do?
Gerald Johanssen: No Arnold. Listen up, step one: get off Helga, step two: tell Helga to go home, step three: side-step the sucker punch to the gut, step four: run for it, step five: ring my doorbell.
Arnold Shortman: Give me 20 minutes." LOL XD
haha: "Harold Berman – Fourth Grade Reunion Madam Fortress Mommy! September 15th
- Helga Pataki likes this –" That was one of my favorite things cause I never knew what the heck it meant still don't XD
Lol at this part:
"Helga Pataki: Oh brother! You're supposed to be embarrassed!
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: The only embarrassed one will be you! You'll never guess what I found! Some old television footage perhaps...
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Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Babewatch Summer Special [2 Video Attachments] September 18th
- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & Nadine Robertson like this –
Gerald Johanssen: I remember you telling me about this Arnold, but I definitely don't remember you mentioning that Helga gave you mouth to mouth!
Helga Pataki: Where the heck did you find this Curly!
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: YouTube!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Nice 'mouth-to-mouth' Helga.
Eugene Horowitz: You certainly are a marvellous actress Helga.
Nadine Robertson: How cute!
Gerald Johanssen: Arnold looks terrified.
Arnold Shortman: I was drowning... of course I looked terrified.
Harold Berman: Nah, I think youre terrified cause Helgas trying to kiss you on film
Helga Pataki: It wasn't a kiss- it was mouth to mouth resuscitation!
Gerald Johanssen: "Whatever you say Helga"
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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Helga Pataki Oh Helga, I'm drowning, please save me! September 19th
- Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & Gerald Johanssen like this –
Helga Pataki: Not funny Princess." Then I said, "Yes it is!"
lol,
"Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion Does anybody remember Rhonda Wellington Lloyd 's Marriage Predictor? Arnold Shortman I think you might remember your result... [2 Photo Attachments] September 24th
- Jack Wittenberg, Gerald Johanssen, Harold Berman & 2 others like this –
Nadine Robertson: Does this have to do with Helga again?
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Oh, it certainly does.
Gerald Johanssen: One hundred and ten times!
Nadine Robertson: I suppose it was accurate after all...
Helga Pataki: I heard a little rumour that you labelled it defective after it paired you with Curly, right Princess?
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Maybe."
ahahahaha XD XD XD
"Harold Berman – Gerald Johanssen Looks like we both made the football team! September 26th
- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Patty Smith like this –
Gerald Johanssen: Yeah, congrats man!
Helga Pataki: See you at training, losers.
Harold Berman: See us at training?
Helga Pataki: Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? Say hello to your drill sergeant!
Gerald Johanssen: Arnold knew about this didn't he?
Arnold Shortman: Yep.
Gerald Johanssen: And you didn't tell me...
Arnold Shortman: Nope." lol, anyone else think this is payback? XD

"Harold Berman It doesn't matter how long you've know her for, Helga Pataki always manages to surprise you. September 27th
- Phoebe Heyerdahl & Gerald Johanssen like this –
Arnold Shortman: Tell me about it.
Gerald Johanssen: I'm still amazed.
Sid Gifaldi: What'd she do?
Harold Berman: Performed emergency mechanical repairs to my car on the side of the road
Arnold Shortman: Really? Where on earth did she learn stuff like that?
Phoebe Heyerdahl: You probably wouldn't want to know."
lol I was LITERALLY lol-ing at this part:
"Thaddeus Gammelthorpe – Fourth Grade Reunion LADIES & GENTLEMEN – I'm not sure WHAT I have just witnessed here... all I know is it's grainy, and there's no sound... but it's definitely Helga Pataki and Arnold Shortman on a strange rooftop and there's definitely a KISS [1 Video Attachment] October 1st
- Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Nadine Robertson, Thaddeus Gammelthorpe & 13 others like this –
Arnold Shortman: Curly you have to take this down!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: What on earth did I just see?! Replaying! Me(Nice, Rhonda...)
Gerald Johanssen: IS THAT FTI? Me(XD XD Yes, Gerald. It is.)
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Curly, delete this immediately!
Harold Berman: Woah. Woah. Woah!
Nadine Robertson: It's date-stamped the March of fourth grade...
Sid Gifaldi: Wasn't that when the neighbourhood was going to be knocked down? Me(XD XD Why yes it was.)
Gerald Johanssen: HELGA INTERRUPTED ME ON THE WALKIE TALKIE.
Gerald Johanssen: THIS IS WHAT WAS HAPPENING? Me(XD XD XD)
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Gerald, please calm down for a moment!
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I've watched it 5 times, it just gets better!
Stinky Peterson: Willikers!
Phil Shortman: Oooh boy, go Helga! Me(oh Arnold's Grandpa... XD)
ARNIE Shortman: They kissed for eight point one seconds, I counted. Me(Nice Arnie lol)
Eugene Horowitz: Oh my...
Lila Sawyer: I'm ever so certain Helga will be very upset with all of you about this.
Phoebe Heyerdahl: Oh, she's more than just upset.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I'm in trouble, right?
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Would anybody care to explain what we're seeing here? Arnold?
Arnold Shortman: I don't know how anybody even managed to get this footage, and I'm not discussing it with anybody! Me(Of course you're not XD)
Nadine Robertson: Why is Helga wearing a big coat? Me(Um... reasons... Yeah, we'll go with that.)
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: So many questions, so little answers.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: Helga hasn't commented on this yet and whenever I ask anybody if she's mad they don't respond.
Nadine Robertson: Oh dear, that's bad...
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Super bad!
Sid Gifaldi: I'm scared.
Harold Berman: She's going to destroy us... but mainly Curly.
Thaddeus Gammelthorpe: I'm too young to die! Me(XD poor Curly...)"
haha, when Gerald knows about Deep Voice:
"Gerald Johanssen: DEEP VOICE? SHE WAS DEEP VOICE?
Gerald Johanssen: You're a bold kid Pataki."
HAHA XD XD
Love this part 2:
"Rhonda Wellington Lloyd – Arnold Shortman Did I just see you and Helga walking a pig? October 2nd
- Gerald Johanssen & Nadine Robertson like this –
Gerald Johanssen: Tell Abner I say hi!" lol, love how gerald's just like "Oh, this is normal. Hi Abner!" XD
lol the parting words XD
sooo basically I love this whole darn chapter! Just had to make the "proper" references XD
CutesyBunny chapter 1 . 8/16/2013
haha lol "DON'T LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW!" XD
Queen Kalana874 chapter 2 . 8/13/2013
This is just a brilliant story! Very realistic! (Though I think you could have gotten away with Helga being a bit nicer) Very nice job on this! :)
LadySilentEagle chapter 1 . 8/5/2013
Oh my god. This is super funny and a joy to read. Totally loved it! :)
AmorFatiAhMi chapter 2 . 7/25/2013
I loved this as well! :')
WhisperedSin chapter 2 . 7/20/2013
Ohmygosh! I love love loved this! It was so fun and entertaining to read! Kept a smile on my face the whole time
SuprSingr chapter 2 . 6/22/2013
"Thaddeus Gammelthorpe was with Buckley Lloyd at Hillwood Zoo September 28th

Nadine Robertson: HUH?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: Yeah, turns out my dad really likes Zebra's.

Nadine Robertson: They're not going to free them together or anything, right?

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd: I just hope dad doesn't buy him one."

LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER. I'M CRYING.

aND YOU SHIP EVERYTHING I SHIP. Yessss, yes, this is very good...

*Favs a hundred times and hugs monitor*
Disney'sBelle chapter 2 . 6/11/2013
love this! any sequels?
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