Reviews for Birds and Bees
ShanLashay90 chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
Lmao! I love this
Lolabean07 chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
I think you reviewed one of my stories, so I checked out your page and came across this. It was just what I needed to read. Honestly, I've never understood how vamp sex could be all that great or how Edward managed to impregnate Bella.

And then there's the fact that a 100 year old virgin and some vamp running around the jungle in South America are the only two vamps in their thousands of years of being to create half-vampire children? Really? I just can't believe the Volturi or the Romanians or someone hadn't heard of this before.

...Carlisle? He's a doctor for heaven's sake and has been working on understanding humans, vampires, and any other supernatural creature he come across.

Anyways, I'm ranting, but I loved it! Thanks for the perfect short read.
Darkmaster of the arts chapter 1 . 12/24/2012
Wow...now THATS a sex talk for the ages. Hilarious and well written
worlds biggestTwiHard chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
she was 8 she shouldnt have done it
Guest chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
The ending was SOOO funny, I almost choked! Congratulations, you wrote a funny one!
Teacher's Secretary chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
I love it lol. Not you're usual MO though, eh?
Vampy124 chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
That was funny