Yeah but still...
France would take away italy's innocence...
Then romano would kill.
not really tho because hes too romano to kill

Fem! Roma: Dammit! I was hoping you would remember something . . . I don't remember shit either . . . Hopefully nothing bad happened . . .

Fem! Italy: And hopefully no one recorded the whole thing or took pictures and posted them on Facebook or some other social networking website! *smiles innocently* Because sorella says that would be REALLY bad! *giggles*

Fem! Roma: Feli, if you jinxed it, I swear I'll-

Fem! Italy: *ignore* I saw you Ireland! Ve, you were acting really weird! And you did go to one of America's guest rooms with someone, but I don't know who. It was a guy, I think. And Lovi was with someone too! And I think someone recorded the party, though I can't remember who either, vee!

Fem! Roma: Why does no one know what happened!? ;A; And this fucking hangover isn't helping, dammit!

Ciar mon cher! /rose aura/ To be able to be a friend of the très bien me, you should be happy, non?

Hey Lupiii! /pants/ May Onii-chan join you and Gilly?

Sure. have a four leaved clover.
I was talking to romano today and he was all drunk.
So how was your new year

Lupi: *Smashed* Oh. My. (censored). GOD! /YES!/ Roddy needs to have Vash's (censored) babies! *Looks at Muse's junk* Holy (censored), that is awesome! /And I've seen Gil (censored)!/ Can I touch it!? I wanna touch it!
Prussia: *Holding back Lupi from Muse* NEIN! Was die Holle isht unawesomely wrong with you!? *Blushing hard at the censored comment*
Lupi: Awwww! But Giiiiiiiil-! I wanna lick it! I wanna put that (censored) in my mouth, and suck it hard until he (censored)! And I wanna pull away at the last minute so that the (censored) drips off of my lips and cheek, and I can wipe it off and suck it off of my fingers! Then I wanna pick him up, turn him around against the wall and (censored) him /HARD!/ *Bites lip at dirty thoughts*
Prussia: *Pales* 'O.o Ja, you've unawesomely had waaaaay too much to drink!
Lupi: *Nuzzles into Prussia* Though I guess (censored) 5 meters wouldn't be so (censored) either... *Nips and licks at neck while pressing into*
Prussia: *Blushing bright red* Oh, /Holle NEIN!/ *Starts to go weak at knees, before pushing Lupi away und running off to find West und Germania who is better at dealing with Lupi when drunk.*

Ello again Ireland!
Yup! I've already packed my stuff, so I should be there soon! Hehe, I'm glad it makes you so happy! Haha, that sounds like a lot of fun! Well...if he knew I was going over to your house, he would probably come over and try to get rid of me or something! So we can't let him know that I'm coming over!
2P England

Incest is gross. My friend doesn't even watch hetalia and she paired france with italy. Im just like, DUDE THATS INCEST. WE CANT HAVE BIG BROTHER FRANCE RAPIN ITALY, DAMMIT!
except it had way more curses. And this happened in school.

Oh Gilbert... You do not blame my vodka, da? It's your fault for getting drunk. *smiles*

Natasha is an amazing wall-breaker... She is skillful at digging paths and smashing doors too so... Uum, that's not going to work. *sighs*

((Muse: *whispers* One more reason to punish him. *grins*

*pouts* Aww why? It's awesome! Come here Lupie, I'll show you!))

... I don't like my France-ish Muse either. *facepalms*

Ello again Ireland!
Oh, I see, that's good then! Haha, that's so hilarious! I will definitely come to visit then, just to see! And I will definitely take you up on your offer! I'll be over soon!
2P England

Prussia: Ja, mein awesomeness will just blame the unawesome vodka!
/To Swirly/ *Blushes* WTF-!? NEIN!
Lupi: Do I really have a problem with over sharing...? I thought that it was just cuz my friends are prudes...
/To Logan/ *Blushes* Uh... Prussia getting drunk is one thing, but myself is another...
Prussia: Kesesese! He's just saying nein because he's an unawesome slut when drunk! Even more than he's an unawesome pervert sober, und that's saying something...
Lupi: *Blushing harder* H-Hey! Ich bin nicht, du arschloch!
Prussia: *Sarcasm* Ja, und I want to have Rod-dick's unawesome offspring.
Lupi: *Doesn't get sarcasm* Okay! You're forgiven! But Roder-ick's babies would be weird...
/To Muse/ I'll take a look! *Winks*

Logan : So Can I ! PREPARE TO LOSE! * is already drinking* I will not lose! IM PART IRISH GERMAN ITALIAN AND HUNGARIAN

2p greece: He stalks belarus. poor girl...she's too hot for him.
GK: *cough*player*cough* anyway, 2p ukraine is always mad at 2p belarus because of it...

Shiet! I meant 'can't'! Not 'can'... *facepalms*

Russia: ... You really are a failure.

Uwaaaaah! *goes cry in a corner*

I'm sorry but I can. Once Natasha wants something, nothing can stop her. All you can do is to hide. Though it barely works.

Nothing is impossible, da? If I say it is possible then it is possible. *smiles*

((Muse: Yes I'm a boy! *smirks* Wanna check out? *winks*))

... You really have no shame. And since when did you sound so much like France? *sighs*

Sorry Potato Bitch Number 1
Logan : Roma CALM THE FUDGE DOWN!
Romano : FUCK NO BASTARD!
Logan : * Tranquilizer darts Romano* Hey Fangirls HAVE FUN * throws a knocked out Romano to the girls* Hahahahahahhaha Well Ireland i challenge you to a drinking contest! Lupicide and Prussia are also challenged! PREPARE TO LOSE