Reviews for Lack of Talent
Neihaera chapter 1 . 1/22
Aaaaand I can just hear it, in Alan Rickman's carefully cultured three-degrees-above-absolute-zero-Kelvin tones.

Phantom Dennis chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
Perhaps you should have Snape running the Hogwarts Kitchen as Hermione tries to prove that Students could cook as well as "enslaved" house-elves.
BlueEyedBrigadier chapter 1 . 1/4/2013
Huh...surprised Snape didn't want to gloat about Harry failing in his attempt to sing ;D

Excellent crack one-shot! Loved the Snape-as-Simon Cowell imagery!
Ragnarok chapter 1 . 12/29/2012
Snape as Simon? Nice.
WildePansy chapter 1 . 12/25/2012
Loved it ! It was just brilliant :) Poor Harry ! I enjoyed " Give it two seconds for the sentence to sink in - then complete it." pretty much. Ahah that was sooo good !
Keep Writing !
yellow 14 chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
Really funny. Keep writing
Doctor Cartman chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
haha, made my day ;P
Guest chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
What's with your short story ?

I just don't get it at all !

Any way, for your work I give you: Two Bronze Star for trying.

Hope you try again.

The Crimson Mage.
P.S: Hope you have a happy x-mas and a new year !
sun tzu1 chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
Goddammit, Adrian, I was EATING! You almost made me choke!
Kimberly T chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
Yes, Snape would make one heckuva Simon.