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TharzZzDunN chapter 1 . 4/11/2013
This was a fun idea, thanks for writing!

Byakusharinnegan chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
Hogwarts should start teaching how to throw rocks.
Bad Myrtle chapter 1 . 3/29/2013
LOL. I love Snape's disgust at the rock, and the whole idea of the system being overloaded and magic going down. Good story.
ChaoticallyAwkward chapter 1 . 3/19/2013
This is pure genius.
Pfft, bashing old geezers with rocks. What a way for a powerful wizard to go.
Vera Rozalsky chapter 1 . 3/16/2013
I laughed more than once here, particularly at Snape's sniffy indignation. Bashing evil geezers with rocks, while not sporting, gets the job done. And I loved the picture of a network crash... which, like many things, is very much more entertaining in fiction than in Real Life So-Called.
silverbirch chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
After Saturn I decided I had to read more of your work. It makes a pleasant change from Draco getting pregnant!

This was a clever story - and funny - but there is also a basis to it. What is magic? It must be some kind of power source.

Congratulations on writing a very convincing Snape as well. He caused a good few giggles.
Kiss-Kiss-Kiss-Goodbye chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
Fantatsic! As usual of course :)
Runecutter chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
You'd think the bitter old picture would be happier that his murderer has been judged and gone on to the next great adventure... typical of Snape to only see the lemons in the fruit basket...

The idea has some merit and they could have even supported it by organizing as much "high power" magic being used as possible... training the DA to have more stamina or using special charm selections and so on... collecting more free wizards to fight and whatever else... if nothing happened it would still give them an edge against the enemies...
Krulk chapter 1 . 2/2/2013
Best Ending Ever...

Kudos to you my friend, today you have surpassed the highest bar ever set and killed the "Magicnet" for a great total of fifteen minutes...
Pyeknu chapter 1 . 1/29/2013
Sometimes, the simple solutions are indeed the best ones. _
SomeGuyFawkes chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
Snarky64 chapter 1 . 1/19/2013
Another highly original story. I do like the way your mind works.

"It could be that I did not hear the entire prophecy, because it seems that what happened was the power Tom knew, being magic, not working." How funny!

Although I think magic would be a talent and energy internal to the witch or wizard, rather than something external, like electricity, I still think this is another great story. Well done!
Nebresh chapter 1 . 1/16/2013
I like it.
Reader-anonymous-writer chapter 1 . 1/16/2013
"Pathetic," said Snape's. "Six years of education here, and your 'triumph' comes from something a Neanderthal could have done. Hitting an old man on the head with a rock."
Agree. It's pathetic, to attack a person who cannot defend himself. Though Voldemort had done the same when magic was available - attacked Harry as an infant, and then as a first-year muggle-raised student.
It was very hard to hear in the Hog's Head that day.
[Raging] It's not enough that prophecies in general are vague, misleading and often self-fulfilling; you also had to invite the Seer into this tavern instead of Hogwarts itself.
Good day, good night, and good luck, Severus.
Luan Mao chapter 1 . 1/16/2013
What can I say but, haha?
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