Reviews for Why Jake really chose Neytiri
shadoefax chapter 1 . 8/30/2013
AAHHAHAAHA
Vampire from Lorien chapter 1 . 7/26/2013
Hehehe *laughs nervously and backs away* please don't kill me neytiri. I maybe, possibly, could have, kinda chosen Jake...
Lyaksandra chapter 1 . 4/2/2013
This is a nice twist, and in a very twisted sense. Made me smile the whole time I was reading it.
century99 chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
What the fuck...I-I-I-I mean I love this story/dude that is creepy dude
Fallen Path of Evil chapter 1 . 1/27/2013
This is hilarous. LOL "She was killed by a stary arrow. I was there right beside her when it happened." Lol this is good. Here's a small little scene to what I think should of happened.
OOooOOooOOoo

"You loved me, Jake?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, I guess all the people I killed didn't have to die, did they?"

OOooOOooOOoo

Like I said, this is good. Great work! :)
Lu Bane Na chapter 1 . 1/27/2013
dang, Neytiri does whatever it takes to get her man. "Are there other women you prefer Jake?" lmao
dax0042 chapter 1 . 1/21/2013
You make this sound so funny, when it is not. Good job.
Aquarian Cowboy chapter 1 . 1/21/2013
Haha. Funny. A snippet:

"So...you chose me all along?" Neytiri inquired.

"Um...Yeah." Jake confirmed nervously.

"So I didn't have to..."