Reviews for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoebe
LadiesMan218 chapter 17 . 8/20
It's Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore not Albus Wulfrid Brian Percival dumbledore, thought you ought to know. Good story so far though!
DalkonCledwin chapter 30 . 7/28
Susan actually let Draco name her son “Scorpius”?
DalkonCledwin chapter 29 . 7/28
Voldemort could and has tamed a basilisk, so he could ostensibly bring one of those. But that is unlikely considering they have been hunted to extinction as Slytherin’s Basilisk was the last known surviving member of the species.
DalkonCledwin chapter 28 . 7/28
Too be totally fair, due to the fact that Fleur’s teammates are all male, her using the Allure as an offensive weapon would be as detrimental to her as it is to Neville as it would just as easily take out any of her teammates that don’t know true love. Remus would be fine in theory, but Arthur, having lost his love of his wife would be incapacitated instantaneously, as would Oliver as he has no girlfriend currently. Then there is Neville who does in fact benefit from the protections of true love, and should be totally unphased.

Well to be fair, Augusta was probably the most dangerous of the four of them as she easily had the most experience in magical combat…
DalkonCledwin chapter 27 . 7/28
I assume Daphne’s hatred of avian beings excludes a particular Raven and Vulture?
DalkonCledwin chapter 23 . 7/28
There is nothing wrong with Charmed other than the horrifyingly inaccurate portrayal of Witches and Wizards according to Potterverse rules… it is probably one of the best shows to watch if you are a hormonal teenage boy.

Actually Neville also has a direct blood relation to Bella through one of his great grandparents who was also a black.
DalkonCledwin chapter 22 . 7/28
The easy answer is that Hermione wins the duel, she is the better fighter. Ron may be a strategist, but in actual combat scenario’s he is ruddy bollocks unless someone is dictating things to him.
DalkonCledwin chapter 21 . 7/28
Of course the incompetence in his soldiers could probably be chocked up to the centuries of inbreeding that is required to maintain blood purity…

That car had to be heavily enchanted with engorgio charms to fit all of them inside of it.

That was a rather horrifying way to postulate the demise of Ginevra Weasley
DalkonCledwin chapter 20 . 7/28
Wow, Herpo the Foul was a fucking moron if he was brazen enough to wear his Lich’s Phylactery on his finger into battle… That is just asking to have it sundered.

I would point out that a quick and short usage of the Cruciatus Curse could probably be used in a manner remarkably similar to Defibrillation in order to assist in treating cases of life threatening cardiac dysrhythmias or ventricular fibrillation. In that sense it does have a Grey usage.

Fortunately Harry happens to know of a particular Virgin Veela who would be more than thrilled to help her savior, and I think Fawkes would be more than happy to provide those tears.

The question though is how he’s going to get his hand on Unicorn blood… I assume the Ritual requires it to have been willingly given, because otherwise that would result in a curse similar to what happened to Riddle and Quirrell during the Philosopher’s Stone year.

Actually Harry should have been having psychotherapy since he was dropped off at the Dursley’s doorstep… but that is neither here nor there, now is it?

So he doesn’t consider Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia, and Wood to be his friends anymore? That’s… kind of rough…

How was Nymphadora Tonks involved in the last war…? She was maybe SEVEN at the time. Your aging up the Marauder Generation just makes the Nymphadora/Remus relationship an even worse example of cradle robbing.
DalkonCledwin chapter 19 . 7/28
Poor, Poor Luna Lovegood.
DalkonCledwin chapter 17 . 7/28
Technically if it was akin to a paintball gun’s ammo, then if it had hit his testicles then it is entirely possible that those testicles would have ruptured due to the blunt trauma of the hit. If the testicles had ruptured, it would have been very difficult for Madam Pomfrey to rectify that injury.

How on EARTH did Ronald end up in the Girls Dormitory? The Female Dorms in the Gryffindor Common Room are enchanted so that the stairs to the dormitory turn into a slide the instant a male steps foot on them. I also assume that they disable brooms and levitation charms that are in active use over them.
DalkonCledwin chapter 16 . 7/28
Honestly, if there is one thing that could turn the entirety of the Wizarding World against him, it is attacking the Hogwarts Express...
DalkonCledwin chapter 15 . 7/28
LOL, does this mean that Bellatrix freely handed over Hufflepuff’s cup already?
DalkonCledwin chapter 12 . 7/28
Are you trying to tell me that Minerva was in on the plan to steal money from Harry? And she had the gall to consider Harry her favorite student?

If anyone deserves permanent damage to their family jewels it was Cormac.
DalkonCledwin chapter 11 . 7/28
I would point out that Hermione also owes her life to Harry… I say this because she cannot owe her life to Ron, because her life would have never been in jeopardy in the first place if Ron hadn’t have been insulting her and causing her to go run and hide in a bathroom that later had a troll visit it. Thus even though Ron was the person who ultimately knocked the Troll unconscious, credit for saving Hermione’s life automatically defaults to Harry because Ron disqualified himself by placing her life in danger to begin with.

Thus Harry could theoretically neuter all three stooges quite effectively with those life debts.
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