|Reviews for Alternative to Love|
| FusRoDerp chapter 1 . 1/21/2016
Oh. My. Talos. I can't stop laughing like a madman, it's so damn funny.
| Sun-Tsu Toriden chapter 2 . 7/4/2013
'Come back if symptoms return' huh? You sure must be a hit with the ladies there Mordin, with that kind of... bedside manner.
| Zomvee chapter 2 . 7/3/2013
dude/dudit i'm like WTF is going on here than i'm just laughing my ass off
| bluekrishna chapter 2 . 7/3/2013
looooooooooool. seriously blu that's epic. that last line, aw just perfect.
| l7986 chapter 1 . 7/1/2013
Its a good thing I finished my drink before I started reading this, because I absolutely lost it when Miranda tried to Reave Jack and made her cum instead.
| Kendoka Girl chapter 1 . 3/12/2013
Joker: "Get pictures!"
:D Gives a whole new meaning to biotic blast.
| Triforceelf chapter 1 . 3/3/2013
I think this is a start to a erm, um, horrifying? Terrifying? relationship.
| Mirari.Divinus chapter 1 . 3/1/2013
Lmfao oh my god. I was really hoping they would actually have a cat fight that involved jello and bikini's. But this is just as good.
| Bronzedamazon chapter 1 . 2/22/2013
lol So much yes! I love the idea of sex in the air between Jack and Miranda, maybe the two of them screwing each other's brains out will calm tem down!
| Don't Mess With Aria chapter 1 . 2/19/2013
This was hilarious. I've seen a lot of Jack and Miranda, but never had any idea about *how* they cojld have possibly gotten together. And all the little character things, Jack playing with a pistol, Tali wringing her hands, you've got them all in-character. Very nice.
| Orifiel chapter 1 . 2/16/2013
Finally got around to reading this. Love Tali's, "Go for the lady bits, Chikita!" and Kasumi getting biotically pwned. I've never read a Jack/Miranda, but you definitely did a realistic take on them, what with their cattiness and all. Also, interesting bit about biotics and orgasm. That in itself could provide a basis for a cracky, off-the-rails story.
| Llandaryn chapter 1 . 2/15/2013
Interesting story. I never before considered biotic fields to be orgasmic, and may never look at biotics the same again! Good to see Jack and Miranda finally getting along, though.
| Bulmaveg-Otaku chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
Okay, so I'm never been a fan of Jackanda, (mostly because I sorta hate Miranda a lot) but this was great. I really enjoyed Kasumi's cameo at the end. Hilarious. Also, pretty well written. Nice work.
| Osage chapter 1 . 2/8/2013
LOL that was hilarious! Not only did you include a cat fight, but with Jack and Miranda of all people, that's just gold! Poor Kasumi but that's what she gets for taping that. Nicely done!
| TenyumeKasumi chapter 1 . 2/7/2013
Well, I guess I should have seen this coming. xD Never read Jack/Miri before and I must say, this wasn't a bad first time experience. I like how the fight quickly escalated into something more... passionate so quickly but very naturally - not jarring at all. Though how did Shepard know Kasumi was there?