Reviews for Eowyn's Recipes
E. Peterson chapter 2 . 3/9/2015
Yuckkk! Cathy needs to kick Eowyn outta the kitchen!

R/N: Umm, Elves don't get sick.
baroncat40 chapter 3 . 11/17/2013
idiot. hot oilwoterboom/fire. idiot.
Aria Breuer chapter 4 . 6/7/2013
Well, what do you know? A normal recipe. I wonder where Eowyn was, anyway?

I can tell by now this is a parody, since it seems, for some reason, Eowyn had a cell phone with her... not sure why, since Middle-earth wouldn't have cell phones, or telephones for that matter, back in the Third Age. And I'm sure Legolas would have known what you were telling him in italics.

Well, I hope you keep writing.

-Aria Breuer
Aria Breuer chapter 2 . 6/7/2013
So far, I already find your story, with the recipes... how shall I say it? Interesting?

Well, I'm not sure whether I should call this story a parody, since Eowyn's cooking in the movies were... well, you know what I mean. As for the hint, it came from "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"; although, I'm sure Jack Sparrow (if this were a crossover) would tell Eowyn plain and simple what he thought of her cooking.

A thought came as I was reading this story. Why not have the hobbits change the recipe when Eowyn isn't looking? And yes, I mean all four hobbits. I probably was inspired by the movie "Ratatouille", after the thought came to mind, but maybe some inspiration will come from that thought. Let's hope so.

I hope you keep writing. I look forward (well, maybe not) to what else happens in this story.

-Aria Breuer
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 4 . 4/11/2013
Lol, good job Cathy... Glad you gave them something edible- for I fear that Eowyn cooking may bring the demise of the last 8 members of the fellowship..

I can see the tombstones now here lies _(fill in name)_, a brave _(man, elf, hob it, or dwarf)_ who survived the ring and all the evils of the war; only to die of food poisoning from a shield maiden's cooking.. May he rest in peace knowing that he'll never again have the need to eat...

Lol, great update...
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 3 . 4/1/2013
LOL.. Cathy if Eomer starts up again - Just make him the test pig for all Eowyn's future dishes.. ;-).. If that doesn't shut him up nothing will..
Girl of the Secret City chapter 3 . 4/1/2013
I think I know where I can get those ingredients
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 2 . 2/21/2013
Yuck! These are funny as ever...
AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 1 . 2/21/2013
Oh, yuck- gotta wonder who she's upset with...
Olympic Gold Penguin chapter 2 . 2/20/2013
I like this girl
Olympic Gold Penguin chapter 1 . 2/17/2013
Poor Aragorn... Arwen is going to be raging