Reviews for Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring
Dark White Witch chapter 42 . 11/14/2016
Is it just me or GOD just throw her out of heaven? Hahahaha... I bet even SATAN will not welcome her in hell, so afraid she might take over hell. Hahahaha... GOD is so clever, gifted her immortality so she can't go to heaven no matter what. Hahahaha...

This is really amazing story... I really like the LORD OF THE RINGS and all but to be with them in a journey is like journeying to death even if the ending is good... I'd rather just watch them or read the book again, but to be with nah!...
Joyhorse5 chapter 43 . 8/25/2016
Really would have liked her to be more caring towards the others, the ending was disappointing to me. Oh well, can't be helped now. Really loved the story!
StormKensho chapter 26 . 8/18/2016
Rather brilliant, referencing that bloopers clip like that.
indigoblueoO chapter 29 . 12/8/2015
Ahhh. Don't forget
I'm useless. I can't cook. I can't fight. I have no idea about healing, I'm lost without antibiotics. I don't even know why I'm on the fellowship.
Dresses, because I can't find ladies trousers.
Horses, it will be a grand day if I managed to get on the horse and ride it. I will fall off before I can get on.
And most importantly, RUNNING! I'd die in Moria cuz my fatass can't run. And if I don't die, I WILL get a heart attack chasing Merry and Pippin. if somebody can run leagues after leagues for who knows how many days with pathetically short breaks, I'd love to know. If I land myself in ME somehow, GG fellowship! Don't mind me if I stay in Rivendell working day and night on indoor plumbing and toilet for the good of the world.
Guest chapter 39 . 8/14/2015
You are frickin' amazing, all of these have made me either smile, grin, laugh, stiffle laughter and GIRL POWER! AND POURING WINE ON LEGOLAS!
EGGS chapter 35 . 8/14/2015
This was awesome, made me laugh for most of the chapter with the whole 'why are you hitting yourself' thing, made my night :'''DDDDDDD
Miss Vulcan chapter 32 . 12/28/2014
I am not going to lie, usually I don't like these sort of fan fics. But every once in a while, I find one that I like. This is one of the few that I can't stop reading.
Cupcake155 chapter 37 . 11/5/2014
You really have outdone yourself. That was perfect. XD
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 43 . 9/25/2014
This should probably be marked 'complete'...Unfortunately...

You should have said something about Grima. That would have been hilarious. Granted, it would also probably make this thing even MORE AU, but still.
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 42 . 9/25/2014
Sorry, not me... Almost, but somehow I knew she wasn't that lucky. That, and there was that chapter earlier where she runs into Erestor...
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 41 . 9/25/2014
I actually have seen pants underneath his robes... It's tricky because or it's frm, but it does.
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 38 . 9/25/2014
I literally stopped breathing I was laughing so hard... No joke, ask my brother who was staring at me.

By the way, don't listen to 'Bedlam Boys' by Heather Alexander or 'Royal forester' by Bedlam boys... It's not helping...
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 37 . 9/25/2014
It's a conspiracy. You're trying to kill me. And everyone reading this.

Our epithets will say, "And he/she died happy."
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 35 . 9/25/2014


Could. NOT. stop!
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 33 . 9/25/2014
Poor Erestor... He's just not having very good luck with Alex...

So I'm guessing this takes place at the very end of the book since I can't see when else Legolas would bring Frodo flowers while they're near any elves...
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