Great story love the humour
Please please please can we have some more

Oh dear lord now all I will ever think of when Minerva and Filius are in a scene is "Film's Pussy Cat".

Would be hilarious when the killing curse hits twilight Cedric and it just washes over him cuz he’s already dead XD

or when Harry is tied to to the headstone and he just lightly incinerates Wormtail and babymort lol with dragon fire

Awww future couples everywhere

Plot twist that is actually her name

Would be hilarious if her names letters were all silent

You’d just mimic the wind blowing XD

Would be hilarious if they did that to voldy

Maybe a dumb truck of thumbtacks lol

Hah your a lizard Harry

Would be cool if Harry would be more proficient in fire magic now

And body enhancing magic too if there is such a thing

Kinda like reinforcement in fate or DBZ

There’s probably Ki practices right?

Maybe the marauders could go to asia and learn cultivation techniques to enhance their bodies like the Z fighters or one of the many wuxia novels

Amazing.
Crack fic, hiding as non-crack.

Wonderful nonstop play on words.

I await an update.

Ok so I’ve never read a story quite like this and I have to say it’s good not my particular cup of tea I’m a more “Sirius” type of reader but I must commend talent and I will say I have never read something this funny

please update soon I love this story please

it is great, but please finish

Funny, but questionably so.
as I find the concept of 'dietary intolerance' somewhat too close to home.
But more to the point
the idea of McG trying to survive on an 'all meat' diet is incredible and thus makes the story farcical.

If cliffhangers were sin then you would be the PRINCE of DARKNESS
Thank you so much for the amazing laughs to this point

Please come back

Enjoying the quirky humor, characters, and plot.

funny as hell!