"You poor tormented creatures!" he murmured to them. "Are all living things beyond escape?"
Bwahahaha! This story is hilarious! I’ve sadly read enough fanfic to see that, tongue-in-cheek though it is, it’s actually not too far off from some stories.
In the meantime, your writing is well done. Thx for the humor

Wow. I know what his was written YEARS ago no chance The Author’ll reply. I like how this is written. A good written reality/MarySue’ness Poor Legolas.

I love this,
JulsaIthil previously known as MariaJulietBituin

Beautiful, beautiful. A stunningly crafted satire. I almost died from secondhand embarrassment; poor Legolas!

Again, the italics start normally but don't stop for the rest of the chapter.

This seems interesting so far. I just wanted to let you know that there is a problem with the formatting of the italics. They continue after the murmur.

Interesting story so far. It might be a good idea to check your formatting, though, since when you start italics it continues for the whole chapter.

This is an awesome story; gave me a bunch of good laughs. It was extremely well-written, yet it still keeps the satirical theme of a parody. Going straight to my favorites list!

This was one of the funniest parodies I have ever read. I loved it!

Finrond the Purple? That's even worse than those I invent—Alvin the Pale Pink, Easton the Sickly Green, etc. This is so Mary-Sue-ish it's scary. Which is to say, marvellous.

'And as he gazed upon her he sighed, for he knew in his heart that the presence of so fair a maiden could only mean that he would be entangled in an irrational tale of romance ere the day was spent.'
Legolas, Legolas. How well you know the quirks of Fan Fiction.

I like this Mary-Sue parody. It's realistic and well-written, and actually has a plot that works to prove the point that Mary-Sues are degenerate, slutty pieces of trash instead of just putting the point there and doing nothing to prove it.

Question for the Middle-Earth characters. What would be worse, being stuck in a Mary-Sue fanfiction or being stuck in a Sauron/Everybody slash/het fic?

Mary-Sues. A common plague across fandoms everywhere. A new type of Mary-Sue has invaded fanfiction. This Mary-Sue infiltrates the mind of the author and transforms itself into a known and otherwise loved character. Please do your best to report Mary-Sues of this kind and all kinds whenever you can, however you can. Thank you, CNell, for writing this informative story that educates new writers to the dangers of the Mary-Sue.

Criticizing fanfics and Mary Sues through fanficiton, nicely done.

Back to the good stuff.