*laughs hysterically*

Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.

Finrond the Purple. Brilliant. The Guides, the rules of the Story, the horrid, horrid Sue (but still, I've seen worse), Legolas's torment,, all even more funny because it mimicks the traits of those bad, bad fics so very well. And an evil laugh. Eeeeeexcellent.

*skips into the night laughing evilly*

BWHAHAHAHA!

Hah! I'm not even into LOTR fiction, but this ROCKED! Very nice parody of all the Mary Sues out there! I adore, I really do. The imagery's great, the sadistic irony is well formed, and I just love satire, in short. YAY! ~applauds... muchly~

I have to second the reviewer who said that this line: "And laugh he did, flinging back his head and producing a veritable "BWAH-HAHHH-HAHAHAHAAAA!" if ever there was one." is absolutely Kick-Ass Triumphantly Hilarious.

I'm also wondering if the laughing fit in the dungeon was also just because Legs finally snapped, but I still love it.

Thank you for such a wonderful laugh!

"And laugh he did, flinging back his head and producing a veritable "BWAH-HAHHH-HAHAHAHAAAA!" if ever there was one."

I KNEW this story had an evil laugh in it somewhere! Hehehehehehe

LOL! What a creative escape for Legolas! Hehehe, "ecscape"... That's hilarious! The rat guide was extremely funny as well.

I can't wait to see the future chapters to this one! :-)

~Aralanthiriel

Bondage fun with Legolas? You are such the most terrible person! This is such a fun way of examining the contradictions, paradoxes, and outright stupidity of Mary Sue and the Tale of Woe. I await, with trepidation, the end of the Story, because I'm not very certain that Legolas will escape with anything like his usual self-esteem.

Hiya sweetie!

The Support Desk phone rang unanswered; emails languished unread in my Inbox; overnight system reports clamoured in vain for my attention. I should really know better than to read your stuff in the office. This is fab! Keep it up, girl!

Leggy in bondage... can hardly wait...

Bloody brilliant! I know, the comment's a bit redundant, but I'm not feeling terribly clever at the moment. Too tired from bouncing around wearing twenty pounds of armor and getting hit by bamboo swords. Lovely sport at that, kendo.

Ai! First having to be a poorer fighter than a Sue, and now bondage. The poor bloke. ::sighs:: You think you can off the Sue in the end? Have her shot full of arrows or something?

Wonderful. I can hear all the time honored Mary Sue cliches being bowled over

one by one. :D Gyeh heh heh.

ooooohhhh, Legolas in bondage. Yum! Though I must say, I've always been more of a pervy hobbit fancier myself, the idea of Elf Perfection all tied up and...no, no, can't say that in a review where any little kid might look. Sigh.

I doubt Legolas will enjoy it as much as I will, though. Muahahahahahahahaha!

Oh come on, you know that called for an evil laugh. Evil laughs for everyone. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fantastic stuff! It was like, so totally cool how Enoreth is like their greatest enemy and she's like, totally got Legolas in love with her! Awesome!

On a more serious note, I'm looking forward to reading about Frodo's story adventures in the sequel. I do think I read the Story that he's in on . About six times, if I remember, and written by different people.

BAHAHAAHAAAAA!

I *heart* the guides. I especially love this racoon!

This is freaking brilliant!

"Oh, there will be bathing involved, did I mention that?" said Frodo. "I'd be glad to miss that if I were you."

I completely lost it at this point...

And here I was skipping over this because I thought it was a REAL Mary Sue!

I won't make that mistake again!

Oi, now that previous review sinks to new lows of crappy reviewing. I just reread the thing and noticed I'm both redundant and switching pronouns without warning. I know better than both. Shame on me.

Still, I'm sure you get the gist of what I was attempting so badly to express.

man, this just gets better and better! Poor Legolas. He really SHOULD have beaten her around the head for calling him Leggy. I feel so sorry for you. I DO hope he makes it thru this story with his wits intact.