*Chortling madly* Woo-hoo! Tis a great and noble attempt at laying bare the truth of the afflictions caused by the dread being thinly disguised as perfect being of beauty .. such vapidity, sich egotism, such indecisiveness! No wonder the elements themselves bend under the weight of her 'beauty' *bleah*

More! :D

~W

*slinks off before the guardians of exma revisions thwacks head*

Oh god! This just gets better and better! Poor Legolas. Poor Frodo. Poor Aragorn; I DO so hope he gets his brain back sometime in the near future.

You are amoung the few writers who bring the quality around this place up. I look forward to more

Don't underestimate the powers of the pouty face. It has the ability to make girls ovulate, and lactate, and coo. It's evil.

Rockin fic! This is fantastic!

Oh no! Not the pouty-face thing! Save me! SAVE ME!

Seriously, this is funny, and well-written. Works for me.

You are evil. Let me buy you a drink.

::falls off chair and bashes head against a bookcase, but is too busy howling with laughter to notice or care::

In the words of the two British chipmunks that occasionally come on during the Acme Hour (not Chip and Dale, that's Disney), brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I haven't laughed so hard since Java Green's 'The True Mary Sue'. Keep up the good work!

Finrod the Purple...oye...

::wanders off chuckling::

Wow! Another *awesome* parody! Once again, I love how you keep everyone in character, and descriptive style is simply beautiful. The talking bird was a very nice touch, and very funny.

Ah, poor poor Legolas. The torments he must endure!

Can't wait until the next chapter, where Enóreth tells her story (most likely a sob story, right?).

Keep up the good work!

~Aralanthiriel