|Reviews for Never Annoy the Dread Pirate Snape|
| garragirl chapter 1 . 8/10/2014
awsome and it made me giggle _
| narutonarutolove chapter 1 . 4/12/2014
The Princess bride? -chuckles- I love that movie
| EverydayMagic17 chapter 1 . 8/6/2013
| LittlebigmouthOKC chapter 1 . 8/2/2013
How do you NOT love this story? It's absolutely perfect! Right down to Miracle Max's line "Have fun storming the Castle!" to Percy the pomp-ass asking "what's in it for me"? And Severus replying "I won't tell your mother". Pure Fun, Pure Genius!
| Lalina92 chapter 1 . 6/10/2013
lmao i love it funny && witty
| BelleWren chapter 1 . 6/7/2013
I absolutely ADORE the Princess Bride!
| rose chapter 1 . 3/22/2013
I LOVED THIS
| I M Sterling chapter 1 . 3/20/2013
LOL! LOVED it! Loved it! LOVED, LOVED, LOVED IT! Have I mentioned I loved it?
| Vera Rozalsky chapter 1 . 3/17/2013
OK, here are the most dangerous passages, where death from laughter attained nonzero probability:
The author's note. Picard & Co performing Gilbert & Sullivan are now permanently engraved in my brain. What has been heard cannot be unheard.
"Severus removed the scroll attached to the bird's leg and settled it with some rashers of bacon."
The crescendo of well-worn fanon absurdity culminating in the following:
"But it sounds as if they want to force her to marry the pirate captain in order to create a dynasty of red-headed curly-haired pirates."
I died (and then posthumously considered why this is doubly funny for a Percy fan):
"Bloody hell! I always thought pompous Percy was ambitious enough to be a Slytherin. I certainly didn't think he'd have enough sense of humor to base himself on a pirate ship."
I LOVE this idea:
"Yes. The original Roberts has been dead for almost a century, of course, but a few acts of truly dreadful piracy are enough to keep the legend alive. You would be the seventh since the original."
ffnet should consider adding a Choke Hazard field to the fic header, for the likes of this:
"Oh, let me guess, one of your little pirates found that stupid Diary of Circe and you decided you needed a twenty-five year old virgin sacrifice to power your bid for taking over the world?"
Severus realized quickly that the crew was delighted to have some real piracy to accomplish. That, and apparently Percy the Pompous was a blight on any pirate worth his swashbuckling.
(Even pirates get bored with a sinecure, apparently)
And then everything running up to this:
Percy blustered. "After all I am a pirate. And she's my prisoner. It's a tradition."
Offical ROFLMAO at this:
"Just to honor pirate tradition … I don't tell your mother where you are."
The letter-perfect Bodice Ripper Sex Scene.
THE PARROT PATRONUS.
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
| Alexa1993 chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
Love it! :)
| angel897 chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
crazy but fun to read
| Amarenima Redwood chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
:D This was brilliant!
| Ice Demon Ranger chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
I absolutely love this story!
| Hillmorrr chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
I would always take the long and winding road with Severus Snape... Thanks for sharing!