Reviews for Divinations - Possible ways to get killed
CynthiaW chapter 1 . 2/11
Trampled by rampaging hippogriff
Dip (if you're a cartoon character)
Steamroller
Eaten by Smaug (or any dragon, really)
1eragon33 chapter 1 . 6/11/2013
made into cupcakes (pinkie pie)
half-death by ghost portal
melted by vlad
killed by Amity Park ghost
killed by Basalsk
killed by mudusa
death by chocking on words
pissed of Half-ghost named vlad
Clockwork stopping you from being conceved
Guest chapter 1 . 4/10/2013
Being a German spy in Britain in WW1
NinjalyJen chapter 1 . 4/9/2013
Fluttershy... bahahaha! Friendship is Witchcraft Fluttershy would do this. P

As for attack by drapery, was that a Percy Jackson reference?