Reviews for The Matrix: Breadbox Edition
r chapter 1 . 9/25/2009
v. funny
silent H chapter 1 . 4/25/2003
hahahahah!

VOICE OF VISUAL FX

Pay no attention to the people.

I'm the central character in this story.

INT. A MORE DILAPIDATED BUILDING: MORPHEUS ANSWERS A PHONE

MORPHEUS

We're in. Love the surroundings. (too true!)

TANK

Yes, our adversaries are robots, but we keep these

human-killing weapons around anyway.

VOICE OF TELEPHONE

Your call is important to us.

Please stay on the line...

funny sh*t man! silent H
Stormhawk chapter 1 . 4/21/2003
This story rules. I laughed so hard that everyone else in the house started giving me strange looks and started to look for the number of the nearest mental institute. Loved the VISUAL FX comments. LOL LOL LOL (you get the idea) LOL LOL LOL
MistyX chapter 1 . 3/2/2003
i must say that this was .can't you do one for relaoded aswell?
prinyforsomereasontheywontletmesignin chapter 1 . 2/18/2003
"Wait a minute. Am I Jesus or Snow White?"

:snorts: Not once was I not laughing in this story. hehe.
All Mighty Terrestrial chapter 1 . 1/30/2003
Your story is very important to us. Please stay on the line, and a reviewer will be with you shortly...

(creepy elevator music)

45 minutes later...

Reviewer: Me like. Yes. Cool.

(hangs up)

(phone rings)

No, seriously, I really did like it. The last line was the best part.
KrystalBlaze - Jerikor chapter 1 . 12/30/2002
Funny but . .. serious? Lol.
The Soup Nazis chapter 1 . 12/10/2002
Hey, pretty funny!

NEO

Wait a minute. Am I Jesus or Snow White?

CYPHER

I like virtual steak better than creamed corn,

so I agree to murder all my friends.

APOC

I was supposed to say my only line somewhere.

Did I miss it?

CYPHER

They've bricked up the windows!

We're trapped like... like something that gets trapped a lot!

CYPHER

You can't have a Jesus story without a betrayal.

Now I'm going to terminate all your cyber-links

because I'm really cheesed about eating all that creamed corn!

Yep, pretty good. Write some more parodies!
Zephyr chapter 1 . 11/28/2002
Okay, this was pretty funny for most of it - witty as well. Then I got to the end and Neo asks "am I jesus or snow white" and Tank replies "nobody's whiter" and I was laughing so hard! that's so excellent. And the bit about everyone sitting up in their toilets and refusing to be body-shaved - that's so excellent! *laughs hysterically* keep it up )
ANdrea chapter 1 . 10/16/2002
Very funny! Falling-off-chair-laughing lines:

NEO

Did the real Jesus kill so many bystanders?

CYPHER

I like virtual steak better than creamed corn,

so I agree to murder all my friends.

CARDBOARD BOSS

Your job is to sit in a cube and do nothing.

I expect you to do it on time
Kia Ethan1 chapter 1 . 10/13/2002
That story kicked virtual $$ ~I fell off my chair laughing too hard ~
amythest again chapter 1 . 10/8/2002
sorry about the again comment. I don't know how I typed that. Still, an extreemly funny story even if it is the only one u wrote :)
amythest chapter 1 . 10/7/2002
another extreemly funny parody, keep writing! :)
Rihannsu chapter 1 . 10/5/2002
HAHA

HAHAHA

Have I put enough HA's yet?

Heres a few more just to be sure:

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

There.

Veryyyyy funny. Very funny indeed. Keep up the good work!
MagicianXV chapter 1 . 10/4/2002
Excellent work, but still...I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy this movie again. I never looked for any metaphorical meaning, and the Jesus thing is a pretty interesting angle. Makes a lot of sense, too. Let's see if there's any Horsemen of the Apocalypse in Reloaded, eh? Maybe Mirror Vision and the Twins could count...anywho, great job!
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