Reviews for Everybody gets
PhineasFlynns chapter 1 . 8/8/2013
This. This right here. It deserves an award.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/12/2013
WoW. That was totally random.
IronicSnap chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
I like to consider myself a hardened veteran when it comes to fanfiction. I've read a lot of bizarre, creepy, downright perverse things in my time, and laughed most of them off without a care.

I learned today that my laissez-faire attitude probably relies on preparedness. I have gone into horrendously disgusting fics knowing they were precisely that, and showed no reaction as a result. But when this Futurama story - which, may I point out, does not claim in any way to be a crossover - suddenly throws at me the mental image of a teenage boy "senselessly making out" with a horse, well, I was off-guard. Which is why my honest reaction - I am not making this up - was to slide down my chair to the floor, curl into a ball, and squeak in confusion and fear.

I thank you sincerely, Your Majesty, for the greatest, most visceral reaction I have ever had to anything I've seen on the Internet.