|Reviews for The Ron Weasley Death Files|
| harry fan chapter 1 . 3/14/2005
PATHETIC! THERE IS NO PLOT AND EVERYONE IS TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER!
| lordofminastirith chapter 2 . 12/1/2004
Again very funny. I wonder how Ron will die in the next chapter...
| lordofminastirith chapter 1 . 12/1/2004
Good story! You are not the only one who thinks Ron is a blithering idiot! Keep writing; I look forward to the continued death of Ron Weasly. (I keep thinking South Park; "You killed Kenny!)
| Michelle Kay chapter 1 . 10/25/2004
You are completely insane!
| Michelle Kay chapter 2 . 9/14/2004
Well, that's...interesting...but very funny! I don't like Ron either so keep on writing...there are hialrious!
| OMG chapter 2 . 7/5/2004
Wow. You are truly a literary genius. This made me laugh so hard! These stupid Ron fans can't seem to see past their own overgrown unibrows, but I think that was so awesome. You totally rock. Ur hott.
| aurelione chapter 2 . 6/4/2004
Ahh, ahh, the idiots that have reviewed your story make me worried about the collective IQ of humanitry. *Really* worried. I think that thes vignettes are amusing, if a bit arbitrary; but that's the point of a humor/horror parody. I sympathize completely with your views and I have a little suggestion concerning those insanely stupid reviews. (i.e. "I SO HATE YOU. I NEVER HATE ANYONE...") To me, it seems as though those reviewers, like Ron, lack quite a bit of common sense and don't understand the meaning of the words "BEWARE IF YOU ARE A RON FAN". So perhaps you should point out in bold font at the beginning of every chapter that "RON'S GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. AVOID STORY AT ALL COSTS IF YOU ARE A DEDICATED RON FAN." That way, if they're curious enough, despite tons of red flags, to read this story, then they can't blame you for what you write. The idiocy of some of the reviews is actually quite amusing. Maybe you should send them a thank you letter and tell them that they are your inspiration for Ron's VERY GRUESOME death in the next chapter. Kudos to several belly-gut-burst-laughing stories!
| Sharap'n chapter 2 . 5/15/2004
So funny. I was just reading your reviews...
A chick said: Ron does not deserve this.
Is she aware that Ron is a fictional character? Strange peoples abound.
Another chick said: DUDE IM TELLING RUPERT HIMSELF. I KNOW HIM. I HATE YOU.
Hello? Fictional character here! You're not killing Rupert freakin' Grint, you're killing Ron! Hello? There is a pretty thick line between fictional and non-fictional! No, not a line, a freakin' ELECTRIFIED WALL!
ronsspawn said: considering ron is the best looking harry potter character, and hes obviously brilliant (chess, duh)
Haha. Do they show special movies for the blind now? You must not have seen many guys for you to consider Ron good-looking. Remember the Yule Ball? I don't really remember many girls queueing up to go with him! As for the chess thing... well, playing chess doesn't make you smart. If you'd take the time to READ THE BOOKS, you'll find that he isn't actually that smart.
Sorry for all my ranting, but when I see someone criticise another person I get so crapped off and have to SET THEM GOD DAMN STRAIGHT! Not in a psycho way though. And those freaks who reviewed as those silly soho chopstickly flames, don't listen to them. They're very uncool. You're cooler than Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp and Vin Diesel all meshed into one super-hottie. Well, there I go ranting again. You are so going on my Author Alert.
| cheesersssss chapter 2 . 2/26/2004
Please continue with this story. More ron-bashing, it is a noble sport as some of my e-friends call it.
| cheesersssss chapter 1 . 2/26/2004
Well done on braving the wrath of Ron fans(the most obessive fans of HP characters). also different ways to kill Ron is a brilliant plot for a story.
| ATC chapter 2 . 11/21/2003
ahhahahhahahahahhaha *breathes* .
| someoneneedshelp chapter 2 . 9/15/2003
Okaay, your grammar and style is alright, so why waste it on such a crap parody? And I don't only say that because I love Ron (Because, surprise surprise- I do) but because I think any bashing fic in this style is crap. Anything that involves gruesome and pointless deaths and overly OOC distortions of characters. (even if I hate that character) So please, waste that hate on someone worth it0_o
| ronsspawn chapter 2 . 4/1/2003
considering ron is the best looking harry potter character, and hes obviously brilliant (chess, duh), those stories were really stupid. maybe you should writing something that actually is interesting?
| Guest chapter 2 . 3/28/2003
Dude, it wasn't good! I being the Ron Weasley fan I am can say that if you have such negative thoughts about him thats ok but you don't have to tell it in gross ways! And Harry would never betray him! you have the right to write stories and stuff but this was just sickning!
| Els-chan chapter 2 . 3/4/2003
Wow. You really don't like Ron, do you?