Great story!

At fall like that wouldn’t knock Jack out. He fell almost exactly the same way when fighting Pitch and he didn’t even have a bruise. He was able to get back up like he didn’t even feel it.

Ah, and right, I am a great fan of how Fury is coping with all this XD
Oh, and btw what's with the hands and dreaming? Cause I totally can see my hands in my dreams.

So, I've been writing comments here and there, but time to finally write a proper review.
I must admit I haven't expected much from such a crossover. I mean, really, Fury vs Santa Claus? Black Widow and Easter Bunny in one story? At best I thought it's gonna be funny comedy, maybe. What I got was like holy shit. Do you know what I respect more than writers who write stories with very good plot? Writers who take the plot that seems ridiculous and make it into ohholyshitthat(wo)mancanfuckingwriteeverythingincrediblywell. So, I'm a great fan.
I love the whole storyline, I love the humor, I love how your characters are so themselves, even when we have Fury conversing with Santa Claus or Black Widow fighting Tooth Fairy, I love how there is a lot of more serious stuff here and people even actually die. I love how it can be very entertaining for an actual adult and not cut for small audience. I love how you handled the battle and fight scenes. I must say I always have huge problem with following them for some reason; I rarely ever see a fight/battle description that I actually understand what the hell is going on without just skimming to 'so the winner is?'. And you nailed it. Also I love how you've got such a huge number of characters and still you handle everyone well, everyone is important, properly er intertwined? (sorry, English not my native either) in the storyline and everyone has enough spotlight.
Also I'm very impressed that sequel is even better. It is quite common everywhere that sequels of good stuff can disappoint readers. Not in this case!
Also, I'd never guess you're not a native. I wish I could write as well in English as you. I reread my stories like million times and always find English mistakes.
So, in general, I really truly love both your stories, even if I've never read nor watched RotG :D. My hugest respect.
Also, thank you for replying to my comments, I never saw that coming! Usually writers that popular (and so many years after finishing the story) don't bother to. Thanks a lot!

I Hulk's gonna save the day, I'll hug you. I love Hulk.

yeah they've been doing it for centuries without minding your one business fury now why would they change it?

funny how shield "duty" is to protect people from serious threat but really can't protect them pretty ironic

bro a dude just shooted a gun at you

my god fury use your head brain something think fury think!

bruh they'd been doing it for hundreds of years you really think they'd do something horrible like threaten to kill someone on a good day holy shit use you're brain fury

anyone else knows an fanfiction where the mc just fucks up fury and the avengers?

This was a really good story and I really enjoyed it. It was so interesting and it was hard to stop reading it. It was just so amazing. Good job!

This is an awesome start and I am already so invested. Good job so far!

interesting

Oopso the quip from pitch about how his daughter can whip up bigger storms was foreshadowing? Nice