Reviews for To Tell the Difference
BloodLily16 chapter 1 . 5/28/2013
In true Trekkie fashion. It seems like the Great Bird named planets after Greek letters more often than not.
Milton Perry chapter 1 . 5/3/2013
Hilarious :D
I am looking forward very much to the next chapters and to Spock and Bones putting heads together to work out “The Enterprise Newbies' Guide“.

*In case guest's question was meant to be a serious enquiry for knowledge and not purely rethorical in nature I feel free to offer the following explanation: Vulcanus is the limping Roman deity symbolising the art of blacksmithing and metalwork craft.
Guest chapter 1 . 4/29/2013
Ooh, I've got one!
5) Not normally refer to First Officer Spock as a "half-breed"

*No problem, as most planets are named either after the Greek alphabet or Roman Gods (Vulcan, anyone?).
ZenaraTheDragon chapter 1 . 4/28/2013
Ha. And thus Kirk learns the truth about himself.
AllTheSnakes chapter 1 . 4/28/2013
Great! I think Jim is absurdly funny and over-dramatic all the time... And you selected good points!
Snorty1 chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
Cute I like this story.
Lemon Zinger chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
LOL Oh that was so cute! I love the way they try to hide what they are up to knowing kirk would protest. Very well written!
eylandria13 chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
*is trying not to burst out laughing* dat first part... *bursts out laughing*
PlotbunnyChariot chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
That was so awesome! What a perfect way to start off my day! Very well done, the writing style is beautiful, and a perfect, spot-on list. Amazing! :)
qenie chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
Nailed Kirk! Cute. Thanks for sharing.
Sonar chapter 1 . 4/25/2013
You need to re-write rule #5. It got cut off.
Tishbing chapter 1 . 4/25/2013
Lol! That is hilarious!