|Reviews for A Cell in the Hand is NEVER Worth More than an Ed in the Bush|
| Treestar2509 chapter 1 . 9/27/2014
Lol! What the hell was Edward thinking checking his texts during sex. Love Esme. Thanks for sharing.
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/6/2013
| Mischief's Toes chapter 1 . 5/21/2013
Best story in the contest! Funny and endearing!
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
Loved it! Had me cracking up knowing so many of us have done this ourselves...
| Sparklingwand chapter 1 . 5/21/2013
HAHAHA! Drunk Edward sexting! That's effin' hilarious and Esme! Loved it!
| ChristyWIX chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
Just found this contest today, so going through them all now. Well, this one was nothing but torture! Poor Bella . . . I have no idea if Edward got his the night before . . . I imagine he did . . . but you just tortured the crap out of Bella . . . not even any release once alone with her husband. You are evil. LOL.
| Frogie48 chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
Hilarious! That sounds like my life! LOL!
| rubyblue9696 chapter 1 . 5/17/2013
this was cute...loved the drunk horny edward txts...thank you...
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/9/2013
Okay, this was great! This is the epic text mistake I was waiting for...this is the gargantuan kind you dread! Great great job
| Moonlight largo chapter 1 . 5/9/2013
This was great. This could have been my story of my life. :) Great Job!
| dinotopian chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
| Heather Grey chapter 1 . 5/7/2013
Loved it. Sounds like a scene from my life!
| CullensTwiMistress chapter 1 . 5/7/2013
lmao! this was priceless...
| dovelove1097 chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
This was adorable! I would love to read more!
| From.The.Blue.Of.Her.Eyes chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
Love the end!