ohhhhhhhh my god I'm so happy Gaara is on his team, cuz I thought of him first when trying to guess who the other genin would be. Let's promote some current and future Hokages, yeah!

This was a pleasure to read. I read all of it with a smile on my face. Thank you very much.

Killer B gets Anthrax and ends up with laryngitis, got it.

(That bizarre idea based off the Anthrax album Attack Of The Killer B's)

Tsunade can suck a big fat cock.

This was an absolute delight to read! Thank you!

Exactly! Thank you for pointing out that stupid movie. To be honest, Sakura's character development in canon was pike that as well. She was trying to change herself from a fangirl but just seeing Sasuke at the war regressed her character all the way back to 0.

This was absolutely the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Great job!

This story was awesome. I laughed and laughed and laughed throughout. Thanks for sharing it with us!

I love Hanabi's character! Naruto x Hanabi all the way!

Mwahahaha! I love it!

This was good. thsnk you.

To be honest, I too thought he'd conscript a bunch of civilians and just cover them.

Yup. Well... I haven't met any Naruto OCs yet, but I understand, I'd hate it if they all had Rasengan, Nature manipulation, and 100000 Jutsu. Like what. But yeah... I just don't like OCs in general either.
Loved your story too!
Haha three S-rank ninja taking the Chunin Exams... lol

This was epic! Such a rollercoaster ride! Clever and hillarious at turns and just pure fun. Loved it.

There's a typo in this chapter - a beautiful one. Mizukage has become Mizucake.
'Even the great pride and the will of the Mizucake couldn't stand up to that.'

PS: I love this typo; please don't change it.

PPS: I love your writing