It's been awhile since you updated so I just have one thing to say: either upd ate or tell me what porn you're reading/writing so I can have fun too!

Really weird and rather random mother scene, the prank war with Anko very amusing, the sex... Supposedly ninja years are like dog years and girls mature faster than boys and the whole ninja clan heir thing but they're twelve year olds, the plumbing isn't fully running. That said keep writing you do it well and without noticeable errors.

A practice date, a Clone Wanderer, a bookstore treasure find, Anko and Ayame hitching each other, Hanabi being ever the Firecracker...

And a round of real dates. Poor Naruto, it seems his love life will be either a recurring theme, or set in stone, by the time he gets his first gone-horribly-wrong-C-rank-mission. He must be wishing already, if subconciously, that his mastery of shadow clone information transfer increased to the point of complete sharing. It's practically the only way he'd be able to live with his prospective girls.

SOooooo.

I found Tenten's lack of proficiency with traps amusing and surprising, while Gai's apparent attitude towards them strange. You know, you seem to be giving the position of most proficient teacher to Kurenai. Well... There is a fact that she was also given one of the best possible students, with the benefit of sole training.
Kakashi was given a team in name only, he has an excuse they actually need to become a team he will be able to teach.
Gai has his apprentice... But neglecting the basics of the trade is still something I frown upon. After all, it was once proven that the art of Silent Killing is also something Lee could learn, if he had the right smokebombs for example...
Asuma is now taking things seriously, and Tsume never fell into bad habits at all, as well. Okay, I rephrase my statement - you made it so female jounin senseis are more proficient at teaching.

Sooo. Makoto Haruno is trying for an Uzumaki child? Surprised.
Joint training was interesting.

Dairy farm mission was also unexpected.

Kaori's story, Makoto's relationship with Naruto... Yeah, subject matter I never expected to see in a story that is not taking things in a no-nonsense attitude.

I do hope you continue though.

FUN!

Also, Convergence Event? As in, Dead Space? Horror.

And why are Tenten's hair buns twitching? She's practicing chakra strings from her ears, on her buns?

And for the record, future moe Ichiraku Reiko reminded me of Shana, Enpatsu Shakugan no Uchite. The reason? Heh, you just had to give her melon bread, so I blame you. :D

Bwahahahahaha! You can't escape your fate Ino!

Just be grateful you got backup of a stamina fiend and a jounin this time. ;)

I also like how you're faithfully putting all these breadcrumbs to follow on in later chapters.

Did I forget to mention this story is funny, amusing and awesome?

Pity that Oiroke no Jutsu's tangibility wasn't really explored. On the other hand, this AU is both full of things realistically expected and is rather engaging.

And if you're wondering, yes I did read (conveniently pre-downloaded) story before going through the comments.

Refreshing, really. Let's get on with it!

Sadly, chapter six left rather bad taste on my mouth. You propably aimed for a crack with Mrs. Haruno infatuation, but considering Naruto's background and his age it looked like he had become victim of a pedophile.

pretty good and funny. The thing with Sakura's mom was out of left field though, it could have used a bit of foreshadowing. overall entertaining.

Heeheehee... Again, that was awesomely hilarious. ; D

Oh my god... That was fragging hilarious! XD

Cool beans. Wasn't sure what kinda background stuffs this Naruto had. : )