|Reviews for Copper and Wine|
| W chapter 2 . 6/10/2013
Thought you'd like that joke; I certainly about keeled over when I heard it. Here's some more Hannibal/Maura-esque ones for you:
What does Maura call people she doesn't like?
...Hard to swallow.
What does Maura think of tattoos?
...They're just elaborate food coloring.
How does Maura view enlightened Buddhist monks?
...As happy meals, of course.
But yes. You're a fantastic human being and I look forward to reading more of your chapters.
And I appreciate you.
Have a lovely day, you.
| J.M.Pack chapter 2 . 6/10/2013
So f-ing brilliant! Its creepy how spot on it really could be.
| lovpeanutchoc3 chapter 2 . 6/10/2013
wow very good
| emmatheorphansavior chapter 2 . 6/10/2013
"And for a moment everything is still. Quiet. Much like I felt the night I watched Adam Fairfield bleed out on the deck of his hundred thousand dollar boat. I feel calm."
YES. YES. I see Maura in her yoga outfit on a boat taking deep breaths as the sun slowly rises and she hears birds chirp and the guy tied up below screaming through his gag.
"I find myself flexing the muscles in my jaw. I want to cut out his tongue."
YES YES YES YES
"But I can only picture the birds of his surname pecking at his eyes as he hangs from gallows in his home."
Oh My GOD. OH MY GOD.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE. I AM SO INTO THIS UGHH
| abc321 chapter 1 . 6/10/2013
I have always been the one who loves horror movies but watches with their hands covering their eyes half of the time. That's how I feel about this story. I am reading through the slits in my fingers. I love Hannibal and I can totally see Maura in that role. I am so excited and terrified to read more of this.
| Sharbi chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
Oh, wow! I can see shades of Dexter in this, my favorite serial killer. Seriously, I cannot wait to see your next updates on this story, the start is fantastic.
| cstarj chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
face in hands Oh dear. Now I'm going to have to read this. Be gentle, Lauren.
| Evangelion10119 chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
Really interesting beginning! While I can see the whole Maura being a sociopath a la Hoyt, I'm curious to see how you'll include her rationalization of/thoughts on the added Hannibal element. Looking forward to more!
| W chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
I can dig this. It's fresh...served with a side of fava beans.
Simply delicious. I would absolutely die if you threw in Hannibal Maura jokes. You know:
What does Maura call sex?
...Playing with her food.
Yes. This story, though. Fuck yeah.
| Guest chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
Ohhh evil Maura. Sexy..
| aurorawinter chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
I actually enjoy heavy pieces like this more than lighter ones. I honestly can't wait what will happen next. This also reminds me of Dexter. Carry on, sister, carry on.
| xXXRizzlesXXx chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
I think it's going to be a very good story! :)
| spykerlicious chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
I love this plot! please do continue this story!
| HotCopFan chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
Oh god, why did I read this? I hate blood and gore. I hate horror. But I'm reading this and I can't tear my eyes away. It's like a train wreck. Except on a boat. A boat wreck. The imagery is sickening. I want it to stop. But please don't stop. I want to see how this pans out.
| LiwNa chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
Wow, this seems amazing !