Reviews for Don't Call Me Maybe
Midorima Kazunari chapter 1 . 5/29/2014
Ow, wow, all I can say is that if I ever have an obscene caller I am so taking a page out of Akabane's book and doing the same! This was clever and funny!
crazyfan17 chapter 1 . 12/2/2013
Oh God I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard XD
Guest chapter 1 . 11/9/2013
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
JBubbles chapter 1 . 10/26/2013
OMG! hahahahaha Creepy creepo and Akabane all sex up with the gore of an amazing ending! I adored this!
KuroEnna chapter 1 . 8/17/2013
Oh My God, I'm choking of laughter...This was horrifyingly funny, I can't stop giggling.
Ahh, Akabane out-creeping the creeper, so good. But as much as the guy seems like a disgusting bastard I can't help but feel pity for him because something tells me that unlike his ''sexual'' words Akabane is going to live up to his word.
Oh, I can imagine the horror on all the people.

Thank you for this, it really made me laugh.

ps- ''I make you bark like a dog! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! '' Hahahahahahaa
OnlyChangeISConstant chapter 1 . 8/3/2013
Wow... Well, that was... excellent xD
Red On My Ledger chapter 1 . 8/2/2013
I seriously can't even say how much this fic made me laugh, especially when Akabane said "How does that sound, stud?" Hilarious!