|Reviews for Frozen Dinners|
| Teresa R chapter 3 . 7/21/2013
Your mind is a wonderful scary place to be love it lol
| beegurl13 chapter 3 . 7/13/2013
Nice. :D This was funny, you did a great job on it. :) You worry me...how sweet little you came up with this...but it's hilarious. :D
| beegurl13 chapter 2 . 7/13/2013
Oh geez... :D This is so funny. :D I love your whiny Edward. :D And Rosalie's fun, too. :D
| beegurl13 chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
Oh. My. Goodness. :D You make me laugh and this is hilarious. :D You crazy woman. :D
| Alice's White Rabbit chapter 3 . 7/13/2013
"Edward is a daddy's boy and Carlisle is an enabler who spoils him rotten. I will admit that I have a sneaking suspicion that Daddy Dearest has a secret love for his sweet boy which was thwarted by that pesky mating bullshit." More epic crazy!
"Everything sounded like someone was talking into a megaphone. Let me tell you, after hearing Alice telling Colonel Sanders to ride her like a wild filly and Jabba begging for spankings with" LMAO!
OMG, StaceLeo. This was SO funny. You may think it's the dumbest thing you have written. But, I have to disagree with you. This was one of the funniest things I have read in quite a while. No offense to Curve Ball and Grand Slam (which you know I adore).
Thanks for always making me smile and laugh!
| Alice's White Rabbit chapter 2 . 7/13/2013
"Mother, she likes them warm." Edward tried to stroke Bella's hair. She tried to bite his hand. "The microwave! I never get to use it! This is perfect!" Esme jumped up and down, clapping. And the laughs keep coming. This was epic! The microwave!
"I prefer reading Dickens and watching documentaries about spotted owls," Oh, you got something in there about owls!
Emmett gave him the finger and grabbed his BB gun from his backpack. "Off to play a living zombie video game! Best day ever!" So typically Emmett!
"Edward, if this was a stupid short story, the author should be run out of the literary world," But, this ... You just kill me!
Thanks! On to the last chapter!
| Alice's White Rabbit chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
OMG! I am laughing so hard there are tears! Your humor slays me. Please don't ever give up writing humor. PLEASE? You are SO good at it.
These lines just had me howling out loud. Thank God, nobody was in the room with me. "Her body inched slowly toward the heat coming off of young Jessica's body. It was hard to go fast after rigor mortis had set in." and "It didn't matter, because when Captain Indecisive finally decided to take a bite of Jessica's neck, it gave Bella plenty of time to latch onto Jessica's head in a quest for brains. It was Edward and Bella's first dinner date."
Onward to read the other two chapters. Love you and your crazy humor. Thanks!
| rubell chapter 3 . 7/12/2013
| JulieToo chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
This chapter was the definition of epic. Bella POV is so different than Pretty Pantaloons. I'm just a little sad this is complete. Can't imagine any future takes are possible
| MinaBR chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
You always exceed yourself. Thank you for another endearingly crazy story.
| sujari6 chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
Loved it. Hilarious.
| Guest chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
Ok... I have no words... This was... AWSOME :D LOL
| Guest chapter 3 . 7/10/2013
| twiclare chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
Definitely the craziest story ever! How you managed to make it work I'll never know, but you did!
| Rita01tx chapter 3 . 7/11/2013
Stace, darlin'! You write the craziest shizz in the whole fandom! I love it! I'll ride your crazy train any time! MWAH!