Reviews for A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt
zekses chapter 5 . 9/1/2022
for a crackfic this is just completely sad. I don't think I like it starting from around chapter 2
FLCL keno orb chapter 4 . 5/18/2022
The edgar allan poe "raven" reference in the midst of all this crack is absolutely hilarious
Guest chapter 5 . 10/23/2021
Never thought Temari and the Uchiha brothers would make such an iconic comedic trio but here we are!
Hulu chapter 5 . 8/31/2021
Temari not finding an ounce of sanity anywhere in Konoha except in the guy who was forced at age 14 to murder his entire clan says alot about how batshit crazy the Leaf is. lmao
Username6166 chapter 5 . 5/5/2021
This fanfic went from funny crack to depressing existential crisis real quick, still great though.
Notnoice chapter 5 . 8/24/2020
and this incident was termed the contruction crew massacre
Notnoice chapter 4 . 8/24/2020
its cool that they keep naruto busy in boruto. I mean, its not an easy job considering tsunade always getting stressed and drinking and Kakashi running around maniacally so he was bound to have work, ye?
Notnoice chapter 3 . 8/24/2020
at least SOMEONE makes sense
and sai did too, but they burnt the fucking book
Notnoice chapter 1 . 8/24/2020
fuck you saw me ;-;
and this should've been canon because w.h.y.n.o.t
tina chapter 5 . 7/9/2020
some fanfics are like “yea we’ll just save itachi and bring him back to konoha he’ll be fine with everything” and honestly? i feel like this is the more realistic reaction he would have despite it being a crackfic. itachi was NOT mentally stable at all and he was messed up in so many ways he just held onto hope that his brother would one day kill him. i feel so bad for itachi and everytime i think about him i just feel worse
SomebodyLost chapter 5 . 4/7/2020
Depressed, apathetic, suicidal Itachi. Homicidal brother-obsessed Sasuke, over-his-head hobo Naruto, slightly delusional Sakura, out-of-here Kakashi, and of course, straight woman but slowly going insane Temari... this is the best.

I really hope you continue this. Cracky humor with plot is the best.

Thanks for writing!
huongdaoroma chapter 1 . 11/20/2019
Damn. What a great crack fic! XD XD XD XD:
4thwallvigilante chapter 1 . 8/10/2019
this had me grinning like an idiot this whole time, thank you for writing this amazing fic :)
X chapter 5 . 8/4/2019
I wish you'd update this. It's gold.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/23/2019
instead of just sitting around as a housewife, she could be exploring the area as a housewife
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