|Reviews for The Day I Touched A Real Life Boob|
| sissyb chapter 1 . 8/15/2013
Haha, that was great!
| sandraev1 chapter 1 . 7/27/2013
Edward is really funny! Thanks
| HanLou chapter 1 . 7/26/2013
Aww so cute and very funny. Very good it put a big smile on my face :)
| NKubie chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
Poor Edward. He really is clueless, isn't he?
| Edlovesme chapter 1 . 7/23/2013
So cute. such a teenage boys monologue. My cheeks hurts from laughing. Thank you.
| BelieveItOrNot chapter 1 . 7/23/2013
So cute and funny. I love this sweet, silly Edward.
"As we continued making out, I couldn't help but remember what Mom had said once upon a time. Kissing led to a boob grab, then a butt grope, and finally dry humping. Oh my God, please let there be some dry humping! I didn't even know what it was exactly, but I was so down with anything that used the word 'hump'." LMAO, best. I hope he gets to use the humpword soon.
| luvtwilight4eva chapter 1 . 7/22/2013
I LOLed at "My brother looked at me like I was crazy. "Why? I shook my dick twice. That's the rule – anymore than that and you're just playing with it. Shake, shake, done. It's not like I got piss on my hands. Shaking's sufficient 99% of the time." I loved his ode. Good luck :)
| Edmazing chapter 1 . 7/22/2013
Omg, the ode is just too cute. hahaha Best of luck in the contest.
| Debbi84 chapter 1 . 7/21/2013
That was hilarious. Loved the poem.
| Killingmesoftl2 chapter 1 . 7/21/2013
Hahahahaha, this is so cute!
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/17/2013
"I was wondering if you had any cool scars." That was perfect!
| live4ever chapter 1 . 7/19/2013
Love this Edward!
And this ode! Great!
You made me giggle! Thanks and good luck for the contest! :)
| sfspeedy chapter 1 . 7/16/2013
| Mylisssa chapter 1 . 7/15/2013
I loved this inexperienced Edward. The ode at the end is hilarious.
| Agrutle chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
Good Luck! love awkward Edwards!