|Reviews for Last Chance|
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/16/2013
I love officer safety
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/28/2013
hahaha your author's notes always crack me up, but I giggled like an awkward, uncomfortable 12 year old (I'm 23) at this:
If you have sex in a strip club, you will get Chlamydia. And die.
| Ella chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
Ok so now everytime I listen to Come undone this comes up to my mind! Thanks Lol. Keep writing girl!
| AlabamaMiles chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
btw love your "offiver safety" words lol
| M206 chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
That story was DELICIOUS!:)
| cml2187 chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Ok that was so sexy, the teasing eventually leading to fucking uhhhh!
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Occifer fasety (scuse me i've had a little bit to drink sssh between you and i) marvellous keep em comin (hic) your welcome goodnight
| crammit chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Wait...what in THE friggity f**k? I wake up at 6 IN THE MORNING because Southwest Airlines, for all their sort-of-nice-things, is a capricious douche and if I want to board a flight and not have to sit on the tail, I need to wake up and check in 24 hours beforehand. Technically, I have still have just under 2 hours to get more sleep before Friday's work day sashays in here and 1970's Pimp Slaps me and what do I find when I check my email to get my confirmation #? A PM. A PM with, among other things, a mention about "Last Chance". And I think to myself, hmmm...I don't remember reading that one. And because I have impulse control issues, I decide to come here and see it - instead of going back to sleep - and not only do I get an author's note mention (I feel like I should send a gift basket. But like, with dildos and pasties) but YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH THIS STORY. Brittana Lapdances *stage whisper* Sex the intro movie I hope they show me when I get to Heaven. I don't know whether to never write smut again because HELLO! or try to one-up you now. (-yeah, right. High five me for making jokes.) This was sexy and ...yes, Brittana Lapdance, yes...and sweet...and hot...and you must please continue to write all the smut of ever. Amen.
| Quinntana2 chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
:)(: Woah...woah...wow, so incredibly hot and sexy.
I'm about to read it again just because it's so good.
My goodness, luckily I'm about to take a shower anyway
Also, love the endnote :)(:
| caroline holla chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
i'm rediculously in love with you
| asnowfalls chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
| naynay1963 chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
I didn't read this on hump day but I did on the 4th so fireworks!
Was that inspired by the fact that rainbow brite ghetto smurf (aka BS) said Naya likes no loves strippers? Yeah I can't get that tidbit out of my head.
Nice installment to your Summer of Smut series. Also your safety announcements are freaking hilarious.
Also I agree crammit is da bomb! Eh you're not so bad yourself.
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/3/2013
Haha your note was hilarious! And this story hot as hell!
| hanazono chapter 1 . 7/3/2013
Hahha i love your note at the end :))
| LoneGambit chapter 1 . 7/3/2013
Its quite depressing to think that I've only just discovered this whole SUMOSMU. I feel terribly left behind. Guess ill just have to catch up. Thanks for writing this awesome glimpse into brittanas future because as far as I'm concerned this is a legitimate thing that's going to happen.