Do you know why the Konoha civilian (particulary the one on the Concel and the elder) try to beat the record of longevity?particulary after the attack of Pain?

because they came near of the Sanzu rivers... but it's not the experience of near death who make they live better to live longer. it's WHO they see waiting for them on the other side. not Konoha ennemy/rivals defeated. not some old rogues. just ...one... woman...
yeah... all Konoha see Kushina waiting for them and have see what they did on her son.
it say hell have no compare to a woman fury?
so...
woman? check.
mother? Check.
fury? check.
Kunoichie? check.
Uzumaki? Check.
Kushina? Check.

all of the list?

oh yes. they are screwed so bad... and they know it as they try to retard the ass woopimg by a habanero of death.
Even Orochimaru and Obito were not so proud and stupid to use Edo Tenseï on Uzumaki Kushina. after all, they know they can't control her.

Please write this into a series please

This is hilariously awesome

This was hilariously awesome, I need more

Brilliant storyline

A brilliant storyline fit for a bibliophile bookcase

To be fair naruto wasn’t really that stupid in the show. It was literally shown how much the village hated naruto that it would make sense that he was completely sabotaged and most likely had some brain damage to be the way he is in the show/manga.

This is awesome

This is awesome

This is brilliant

Ok this is hilariously awesome

Ok this is hilariously awesome

Ok this is hilariously awesome

Can’t wait to see more of this

Ok this is awesome