Thank you. A hundred times, thank you for the adventure. It took me forever to finish reading this because I couldn’t stop laughing so much!

Poor, innocent, gullible Edward.

I’m having a difficult time reading this because I can’t stop laughing.

Two bits of advice from Auntie Marli.

Be real.

Don't take advice from Jasper. He's settng you up for a first-date disaster of epic proportions!

So funny and different. Nice job.

2nd time reading this and it still makes me laugh like the first time. i really love esme and carlisle in this one

it's better for edward to just shut up ang go with the flow on how he feels. he's not great with words. him talking is the buzz kill. his mind and body don't coordinate.. period.

edward is so gullible as fuck... hahaha..

edward should have learned his lessons by now never to seek for an advice with his idiot siblings. They're bound for disasters...hay..

he's such a dork...hahaha

if were edward i would rather asked google for advice on dates rather asked my freak brother jasper... poor edward...hahahaha

edward asking his 7 year old brother for date advice...epic...hahahaha

Nooo edward.. u start digging ur own grave...hahahaha.. just shut up. hahaha

i would have died too.. poor edward...hahahaha

learn how to lock your door .. hahahaha